Wren

hamlet is so funny all the time. horatio being like ghosts aren’t real. i know this. i know ghosts aren’t real. i am a real mature student who goes to school and studies real mature things so i know ghosts aren’t real. i know this because i go to school. gets to denmark and the guards are like oh you go to school??? thank God we need someone who learned how to talk to ghosts

everyone make sure you leave out the milk and cookies and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife tonight 🥰

it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck

#it’s only a soliloquy if it’s in verse #otherwise it’s just a sparkling mental breakdown

the eliding of “you all” to “y’all” while still maintaining 2 syllables is a deliberate and brilliant act of violence. “bear with me” said exactly like i’ve heard it at every funeral. the choices of breaking and re-establishing of eye contact. the balance of rehearsed and improvised tone. A+++ get this man a hollywood contract.

march 4th? unto where?

can't stand it when i'm looking for wars of the roses/plantagenet history and it's just the tudors like go awayyy i don't care about that welsh guy and his weak ass claim to the throne . i literally don't care where is richard

just saw another "lady macbeth is such a girlboss" thing and i have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING against lady mac i would let her stab me but good god does the name margaret of anjou mean nothing to you.

Everyone's got that 1 friend named honest iago who never lies to them

creating a book series called "big fear shakespeare" where i expect you to know every reference and definition and instead there are comments in the margins saying things like "what kind of idiot wouldn't know this?"

The more I learn about Shakespeare and his works, the more I look back at '& Juliet' and think He Would Not Fucking Say That.