Ayyy

are the oompa loompas unionized

It has come to my attention that the oompa loompas are functionally serfs

ppl with the kim possible text tone be putting their phone on loud and waiting for people to text them in public. girl we heard it

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

People look so different once you don’t care about them anymore

My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don’t know where the music is coming from.

This is a decidedly unfriendly reminder that I don’t want you following me or liking/reblogging my posts if you are a Trump supporter, neo-Confederate, TERF, neo-Nazi, or a supporter of any other sort of white supremacist or fascist movement. Get the fuck out. I don’t want you here.

Yess! Already 25 people unfollowed me. Feels so good to take the garbage out.

drunk chris evan sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny

I went into this video skeptical but y’all right

what the fuck. what the fuck how. how the hell.

“how the hell” is the fact that flight paths are ENTIRELY PRE-PROGRAMMED AND SCHEDULED. This is trivial.

“Technology has gotten so precise that it is possible to sync the image on an enormous video screen with the movements of an actual, real life, giant flying machine carrying hundreds of human beings thousands of meters up into the air. This is trivial.”

It’s absolutely not trivial, because it means that a flight somehow took off when scheduled.

^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHA

That’s brilliant

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat