"the doctor was completely colourblind for his first two incarnations" is hilarious for many reasons but at least partly because it implies the third doctor just woke up one day suddenly able to see in colour and immediately decided to start dressing like a gay parrot

“average Doctor is really really cool” factoid actually just statistical error. average Doctor is very uncool. The ninth doctor who wore a leather jacket 24/7 and told a dalek to kill himself is an outlier and should not have been counted

Missy walks out of a room, lipstick smeared and hair disheveled. "You should see the other guy." She smirks, gesturing towards the door. You open it. The Doctor is dead on the floor

This one's hard. Because they both had the alcohol abuse. But only one lost literally everything and didn't have any friendships left, the other one had his brother who, even though he himself gave up, did his best to somehow keep him upright and always managed to do so. Yes Crowley didn't kill himself but also he lost literally everything, slept in an alley and basically tried to drink himself to death; I said it before and I'll say it again, Crowley wasn't 'lost' like Muriel said, he was too depressed to kill himself. That mf took it worse. Not to say that Dean took it well because god knows he didn't. But he had someone who tried to keep him upright, Crowley didn't. Anyways thank you for coming to my yapp session of the crossover of my first fandom hyperfixation and my current hyperfixation!