REAL LATE STARTER

once when i was 9 in animal crossing wild world i sent a breakup letter to jeremiah telling him it was over because i found someone new…. that was better than him. i told him i was in love with Crazy Redd now and that he couldnt compete cuz “hes a kitsune and youre just a frog.”

Math time:

Hey @verizon

Joe Russo when Tony Stark said “billionaire, playboy, philanthropist” in the first avengers

love this video of three japanese fisherman seeing a cat and losing their minds

sequel 

Ok, but it goes beyond “they adopted the cat”. They’d asked around, and found out that the reason why the cat was living in that area was because it was being bullied by other cats that tend to stay nearer a building, so the guys were worried for her safety so near the sea. In addition to that, some assholes had been posting comments on their previous two vids talking about how they should throw the cat into the sea, and the guys felt guilty due to the fact that it was their videos that brought attention to the cat.

Mannnnnnnnnn........... no one has ever shot their shot like this before....

But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand 

What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.

thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys