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mxnrique

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

proto-homo

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

laughconfetti

they cut it because of the ONE gay reference

eschaton-the-imminent

Same energy

nikadd

both of these sketches were written by julio torres - here’s his twitter

somewhereinthedetails217

Omg 😂

pseudo-seraphim

I just want you all to know that my dramatic 6 year old ass would have loved all of this shit.

baker-p-i

I’m the dramatique™ hand to face moment in the broken mirror.

dormouseking

“YOU HAVE EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING IS FOR YOU. AND THIS ONE THING IS FOR HIM.” I don’t know Julio Torres nor his sexual orientation but no matter what it is he has lived The Queer Experience™ .

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boredpanda

Japanese Artist Depicts The Typical Life Of His Pet Hamster, And The Result Is Adorable

curlytoms-deactivated20191110

I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN TODAY

gahdamnpunk

elder-moss

esperhabasi

I thought Spiderman didn’t murder people

spectral-cervid

holy fucking shit

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babyanimalgifs

Pupper vs lemon 🍋

justbadpuns

EVEN THE CHOCOLATE MAKE IS CALLED ANL DJFHSBFASDHFASDBHJ

realityunacknowledged

THE SIDE SAYS SURPRISE TOYS SDFAEDFASD

babyanimalgifs

Animal snaps

passionpeachy-deactivated202312

me, gay and running out of breath going up the stairs: I bet I could run a farm

justslowdown

me, gay with scoliosis and a joint problem and depression and anxiety and running out of breath going up the stairs: I CAN run a farm I just have to do it in my own way!!

2 yrs later:

queerfarmgremlin

Me, gay with a chronic hip injury, anxiety, depression, ADD and STILL running out of breath from stairs even as I type this from my bed in the farmhouse:

gay-hamlet

me, gay with depression, adhd, chronic migraines & assorted other bullshit, but also with a boulder i dug out from the garden:

concentratedtea

katswenski

plume

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

mousathe14

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

zarekthelordofthefries

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

orjustbecauseyoucould

weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors

idiopathicsmile

my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog

deathcomes4u

no no, french dogs just be like that

axylh

unrecognizable force VS ignorant object

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watson

# I C O N I C

shesellsseagulls

This honestly looks like a post from those “Incorrect avenger quotes” blogs that are floating around but it’s real and thats amazing

thenatsdorf

Touchy da kitty. (sound on to hear sweet mews)

babyanimalgifs

occidentalavian

insidiousclouds-2

i can’t stop laughing that gif is perfect

van-dyne

Underneath the toughest suit of armour and defensive exterior, it’s the Softest Avenger.

deadstag

three different colourations of a fallow deer, photographed by Mszafran on deviantart Source here

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i-am-a-fish

happy tuesday im so happy it’s tuesday if it were any other day id be so very sad

toomuchdickfort

Oh boy should we tel them?

i-am-a-fish

tell me whab? (:

octobersfeast

THAT TUESDAYS ARE GREAT HAHAHAHAHHHHHH………

i-am-a-fish

i know!!!!! they make me so happy! :D

i-am-a-fish

anyway it’s time for bed so goodnight! see yall tomorrow!

i-am-a-fish

good morning!! happy tuesday!

you-fool-you-buffoon

Hey bud I’ve got some bad news.

i-am-a-fish

oh no bad news D: ?! how could something bad happen on a tuesday???

honey-dew-baby

It’s Thursday. I’m sorry but I couldn’t let you go on like this. It’s not Tuesday. It hasn’t been Tuesday for a while.

idkiguessiamatable

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS! LET HIM BE HAPPY!!!

i-am-a-fish

t.. thurs… wha?

screaming-like-it-is-1999

IT’S TUESDAY FISH

your-siggy

QUIT LYING TO THEM.. THEY MUST KNOW THE TRUTH.

tues….day? .right??

Of course!!!!

TUESDAY!! :’D !!!!

Yes fish!!! Tuesday!!!!

i-am-a-fish

oh that’s so great to hear i can rest easy now!!goodnight see you all tomorrow! ♥️♥️

thebongdevil

hey fish,,,,, it won’t be tuesday forever

i-am-a-fish

uhh, good morning to you too i guess ): ,

and of course it can’t be tuesday forever that would be ridiculous! it’s just that TODAY is tuesday. Happy tuesday!!!!!

tour-of-torterra

Hey fish what other days are there?

i-am-a-fish

to be honest i don’t really know yet! anyway it was a very lovely tuesday i’ll see yall tomorrow!!!!

hraewordsmith

can’t wait!!!! if you’re seeing this in the morning, happy tuesday fish!!

i-am-a-fish

i AM seeing it in the morning, on tuesday morning!! happy tuesday!!! today has felt really long but i love tuesday so its very good

i-am-a-fish

i appreciate your concern but i don’t really have any issue with this. anyway see you tomorrow!!

cookies4evam8-deactivated202108

I cannot express the fear I get from seeing more and more from this ongoing post

i-am-a-fish

good morn happie tuesday :D

glumshoe

Crime Dog hit a car today. She’s fine.

The car didn’t hit her - she hit it. She ran out the door before my mom was able to put her leash on and became deliriously excited to see snow on the ground. She ran around full-speed, jumping and eating mouthfuls of it, and then… ran into the road and head butted a slow-driving car, putting a dent in the bumper. She ran off, jumped a fence, cut her leg in the process, and then cowered next to a wall until my mother collected her.

Crime Dog!!! Be careful!!!

glumshoe

After removing her bandage last night, I realized that her leg wound was much deeper than I had previously assumed. I didn’t mention this here because I did not want an unmanageable flood of concerned advice, but I was worried that I’d have to have my mom take her to the vet while I went to work.

I took another look at it today and… my god. It’s practically half-healed. This dog has regenerative superpowers.

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