☽Things are Going On here... hmm...☾

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point

let me out of the fucking CYBER WORLD

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

I've got to find myself more macrophage

Now Hiring: macrophages

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

“you’ll feel better after a good night’s rest” do i look like someone who has had one of those in the last two decades

look. Look into my eyes

Very stupid that I can't take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me

There is always hope