Reality in a Box

Did I do it right?

Close! That would read more like "Fuck bit chess, goat mini". You wanted to write this:

despite having an 'I' and an 'E' in it, both of the vowel sounds in a typical English pronunciation of 'bitches' are a 'short-I' sound, so it's closer to use the eastern 'I' for both vowels. Also, the 's' in 'bitches' is voiced, so it's closer to use the 'Z' instead of the 'S'.

As for the rest, I'm pretty sure you just accidentally lost track of what column you were in, because you were only one column off in both cases.

(I usually only take on huge worldbuilding tasks like this if I think it's fun or if I otherwise have a good reason to; I mostly come up with things as-needed when relevant so I don't have to invent every facet of an entire universe from the ground-up all at once, only for 99% of it to not be relevant to anything I'm actually making.)

I HAVE, however, named several of the numbers, so here's how to count in Aesungaian:

0 - shino (means 'none' or 'nothing' in other contexts but is used for the number 'zero' also)

1 - ro

2 - ta

3 - hen

4 - mit

5 - shen

6 - keld

7 - esu

8 - aks

9 - onku

10 - jero

20 - jeta

30 - jehen

40 - jemit

50 - jeshen

60 - jekeld

70 - jaesu

80 - jaeks

90 - jonku

100 - la

Did I do it right?

Close! That would read more like "Fuck bit chess, goat mini". You wanted to write this:

despite having an 'I' and an 'E' in it, both of the vowel sounds in a typical English pronunciation of 'bitches' are a 'short-I' sound, so it's closer to use the eastern 'I' for both vowels. Also, the 's' in 'bitches' is voiced, so it's closer to use the 'Z' instead of the 'S'.

As for the rest, I'm pretty sure you just accidentally lost track of what column you were in, because you were only one column off in both cases.

Lindon: “Oh! Uh… congratulations? Actually, now that you mention it, I think I have a pill somewhere that could help with that… though now that I’m thinking of it there’s a couple of elixirs I picked up a while back with Eithan and- do you mind sitting here a moment? I have to draw a quick script circle.”

Yerin: “Cheers and celebrations for you. Want me to take it off?”

Ziel: After staring silently for more than a minute, “Huh… I have some self reflection to do…”

Orthos: “Excellent! A dragon does not concern herself with the circumstances of her birth! She knows what she wants and she takes it! This reminds me of a tale my mother told me of my ancestor Ansasha’rexkalia she ruled during the age of…”

Mercy: “OhmygoshthatssoGREATweshouldgofindyouanewwardobeandohyouHAVEtomeetmycousinmyfamilyisweirdaboutthissortofthingbutshessocoolandfunandandand”

Min Shuei: *sobbing inconsolably*

Charity: “Noted.”

Eithan: “Good for you!” Somehow managing to convey in three words that he has known for years, has been subtly guiding you towards this moment the entire time, and is insufferably smug about it.

The Sage of A Thousand Eyes: “Good for you, dear.”

Emriss Silentborn: “You know, I turned into a girl once… twice actually! They had me assassinated…”

Malice: *calls you a slur*

Northstrider: *calls you a slur*

Pride: “You’re a trans-what?”

Reigan Shen: *calls you a slur*

Northstrider ignores you entirely unless you're his employee, in which case he updates your employee information.

Malice and Reigan Shen immediately attempt to use this as leverage to get you to join their faction.

Another Sand-Siren design c0mm for a discord user!