welcome 2 my twisted mind

Im giving creepy blowjobs now & they keep telling me they want just the normal ones

is there anything more humiliating than filling in the 'preferred salary' bit of a job application. grubby victorian workhouse child cap in hand oh guvnah ill work for anyfink! oh if youd be so kind, just a tuppence for me troubles sir, honest only a tuppence!

lickstip

💄

:)

you ever drop the ramen in the water and think about how much it would suck to be on it like a little raft. just making conversation

she suck on my little raft till i get wet and untangle myself

does she

Sooo does anyone else just throw it at the floor a few times to break it up? I learnt it from my mom telling me about my sister's dad's time in prison

no????????

i manually rip the brick i to a few peices so it fits in my bowl better so i can submerge it with as little water as possible (less water = more flavor per broth, stiffer noodles. I like al dente ramen but not raw solid ramen, so it has to be fully submerged to prevent partially raw ramen.) It isnt that much work really, you have to wsit for wayer to boil anyways (okay with microwave i just cook it regulqr but pull it out to stir, but i dont usually have michealwave)

don't do this, this makes mustard gas

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

Get scared

posting ocs is scary like what if everyone kills me

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before