We will understand life and the soul with our own hands.

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

The shirt you see before facing off with a lvl 15 lotad

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

tragic news for hip hop fans: Tyler the Creator has officially become Tyler the Crater after suddenly exploding for no apparent reason

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

They are doing Laura Palmer shit to the Deltarune Christmas Deergirl

in all things, never forget: if you stop being a chuuni, you lose

Loyal af to my pig

i used to understand summer preferrers i used to see where they were coming from but frankly in 2026 its just an inexcusable position to hold. you think any of this is okay? you sicko?