when u click with someone and they have the audacity to live far away

literally get over here I’m so mad

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Puffers are so cute!!!!!!

Pls help me win the Hamilton Lottery Pls

I must pass my German Final tomorrow. I pray to thee Roger

Roger plz get rid of the depression, anxiety and tremors caused by them. That would help a lot.

maybe I’ll find a fucking boyfriend that lives near me and is fucking adorable who knows

Hello fishy my old friend~

It’s exam week

Ok Roger I need some good luck real bad. So please help me. <3

Why not.

I will never get over Pete and Addison. never. 

I need Paddison back in my life!

The fact he’s named kinda brushes over the fact this is a wild elephant. Born in the wild, raised in the wild, the only human interaction is watching the safaris. And after mean humans shot him, he decided the best course of action was to go visit the nice humans who just take pictures in hopes they’d help him. And then, even though they didn’t help him right away, he trusted that because they continued to be nice, he was safe, and they would help him.

also the people saw an elephant and were like “that’s a ben”

i hope he tells the other elephants where they can get help

i am very glad elephants have a functioning yelp system

the Bahn experience is carefully planning out your four-stop journey, only for the very first train to be delayed so much that you're now left freestyling a route through half of germany that ends with you stranded in a small town you've only heard of in your aunt's Ostfriesenkrimis