Nothing Is As It Seems

i love when women have a deeper or raspier voice. its very charming

daily affirmations: no body hate you. everybody niceys

no one loves middle aged women more than lesbians and the thing is we’re so right

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

forehead kisses and palm kisses and neck kisses and tummy kisses and cheek kisses and

This is what hozier meant when he says he falls a little bit in love everyday with someone new

I once watched a girl in the produce aisle pick up a bushel of bananas that were precariously perched on the edge and move them farther back and under her breath she said “there you go sweeties - that will be more comfortable” before shuffling off and… I think about her often.

« Silent lovers » is such a sweet way to put it.

I was driving on the highway and passed a dude absolutely JAMMING alone in his car, doing those little half dance moves you do when you’re stuck sitting down in a small space, bellowing unheard lyrics at the top of his lungs, and my instant reaction was to think “I love you.” And then to pray he had a good day, or whatever, because those fleeting moments of connection are so incredible.

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

Anyone else stare at their mutuals like 👀👀👀👀 “please dm me. You seem so cool and I wanna be friends. “