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âŞhappy christmas to my favourite story of all timeâŹ
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The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.
this is just a normal waffle house
there is a bloody handprint on the door
There is somethung under the counter with the cups
Blind man reading news paper Skull in the coffee
Milk is $15
Ladyâs hand is a tentacle
the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind manâs plateâŚ
I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realizedâŚ
Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? Heâs either throwing up or eating an octopus.
I think his face is just tentacles.
The blind man has gills.
Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creatorâs site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artistâs name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920âs diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065) The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red. The journalâs writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: â⌠and eyeball ⌠have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him ⌠all tentacles and teeth ⌠(obscured by cup) ⌠Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!â
Reblogging for the correct source (I didnât even notice the OP wasnât the artist oops).
Thereâs a second one, and thereâs even more in this
AAAHH, cool, but AAAAAHHHH
vampires who go to college for a history degree b/c they werenât paying attention and want to know what they missed over the last 5 centuries
Yes, but what about the vampires that were newly turned and want to study history so that they can talk with older vampires and not feel left out. Or the ones that want to pretend that they are super old to freak people out then when someone asks how long theyâve been a vampire that can be like âLike 5 years dudeâ
âHow old are you?â â17.â âHow long have you been 17?â âLike four months.â
Would it be like being a convert to a new religion and just being so hyped about the culture and stuff, so they go and learn all this history just so they can have a conversation with a 5 centuries old vampire who just goes, ââŚwut?â
âyou lived in england during the Battle of Hastings? who did you side with? did you ever meet William the Conqueror?â
âum I think I spent that century as a bog hermitâŚ.collected leeches for a livingâŚgood money in leechesâ
Me: I'm a bad bitch! I don't take shit from anyone! I'm not nice!
Also me: well I can't just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I'm not an animal. Those employees work hard.
REMINDER THAT LAIKAâS FIRST FILM SOLELY PRODUCED BY THEIR STUDIO HAD TWO FEMALE CHARACTERS AS THEIR ANTAGONIST AND PROTAGONIST WHO, BY SOME FORM OF DEVIL MAGIC, HAVE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FACES
REMINDER THAT LAIKAâS SECOND FILM NOT ONLY CONSISTED OF A CAST WITH FOUR CENTRAL FEMALE CHARACTERS BUT INCLUDED AN ENTIRE TOWN OF DIVERSE CITIZENS OF VARYING RACE, GENDER, AND AGE. LIKE A NORMAL TOWN HAS.
REMINDER THAT LAIKAâS THIRD FILM FEATURED SAME SEX COUPLES IN THEIR TEASER TRAILER
REMINDER THAT THIS IS ALL STOP-MOTION SO EVERY CHARACTER WAS DESIGNED, MODELED, SCULPTED, RIGGED, AND EVEN HAD TINY CLOTHES SEWED FOR THEM.
also reminder that they make chump change compared to disney who whines and cries that in all their years of experience they canât handle the prospect of animating a girl with a face different than the rest and that itâs âtoo hardâ because only females can express such a wide range of emotions that it makes them difficult to animate
if a studio with 20-30 years of experience can manage this then SURELY an established studio with NEAR 100 YEARS of experience can maybe, just maybe, include a female that ISNâT a part of their formula
LAIKA !
Also paranormal had a canonically gay guy in it just saying
I feel the 16ft tall skeleton from Kubo certainly deserves a mention
Laika are goddamn ARTISTS and MASTERS OF THEIR CRAFT. Look at the animation on Kubo and tell me it doesnât feel more like CGI than stop motion sometimes because itâs so smooth.
I love them so much.

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man tumblr loves to joke about how english lit analysis of symbolism is meaningless but like, when i took film class (from a filmmaker), my teacher told us,
there is no neutral or innocent choice in art
that is to say, as a writer or artist or filmmaker, you should be considering the meaning of everything you choose to include or exclude. is there a water glass in the foreground of your shot? why? you are creating a story from scratch, which means you are defining it by every choice you make, not just the major plot points.
especially in fiction writing or poetry, the author chose to write every single word. nothing is there âon accidentâ. if an author uses a color, they had to choose the color â and they had to chose to tell you the color at all, because they werenât required to! when i describe a color of something in my writing, i always think about the choice. itâs never âjust redâ.
can analysis sometimes yield things the author didnât intend? sure. but (a) the point isnât about trying to read the authorâs mind, so who cares what they intended? and (b) sometimes the author actually does subconsciously weave symbolism into things.
i mean hell i had a fanfic commenter point out something that i hadnât actually done intentionally and i was like, âwow, yes. 500% valid.â if a reader can find resonance or symbolism in something, itâs not wrong or stupid or bad.
I canât count how many times Iâve written a poem and found something extra in it on a re-read.
(The one I found funniest was a poem about kisses that used water as a metaphor and had the line âand the one I loved left, his kisses salineâ because yeah seawater (intended) but also tears and semen.)
jumps in on the meme wagon with gsnk
rewatching gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun because itâs on netflix! :DDD
i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????
rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors
me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.
me, reading âpaper, scissors, rockâ with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me
... when you realise that you say âscissors, paper, stoneâ instead... what went wrong in my childhood??
These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit
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The noble tradition of the plastic Vuvuzela to be Really Fucking Disrupting of, well, anything, really
I donât think people in the US got this as much as we did over here in Europe and the rest of the football (as opposed to hand-egg) loving world. But this:
is a vuvuzela. The football loving (or just tolerating, or culturally affected by) world met these things en masse during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. They were mass produced, they were fucking everywhere. They sound like this:
Over wide open terrain, perfect to summon your people for say, village council, which was what the original instrument was apparently used for. The plastic mass produced thing, in close terrain, is perfect to make it impossible for anybody to hear themselves think, let alone speak. Could it be perfect to disrupt a nazi, for instance if you are not able, for whatever reason, to punch him in the face? My friends, it just might be. Because these things were so heavily mass produced, at one point they couldnât give them away. There is almost certainly still bunches of them sitting around waiting for the opportune moment, and the opportune moment is now.
If youâre someplace where nazis come to hate speechify (campus etc) get one. You donât have to be super close for these things to be super effective, which is helpful if youâre not willing/able to get close up in somebodyâs face - the damn things are just as disruptive from ten metres away.
Itâs Vuvuzela revival time.
(Alternatively, Iâve seen collapsible ones on ebay and aliexpress for $2.50 and free shipping. Just saying)
Do you want to be this cool? Only with minimal investment and musical talent?
Vuvuzela Uprising 2017
THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.
You are witnessing a broken human being
This is actually me like constantly now
The older I get the more I identify with this when I come across it
I just got a new humidifier and I am fuckinâ pumped
100slytherin:
goldstarprivilege:
appropriately-inappropriate:
wirstdate:
liefplus:
if u werenât aware of salvation armyâs homophobia, its prety hardcore
a guy in a salvos truck yelled at me and my gf while we were kissing today so I was thinking of this
Do you know, when I was in high-school I went to the mall near my house with my girlfriend to do some Christmas shopping.
We were there, sixteen year old me and seventeen year old her, holding hands and window-shopping, minding our own business.
This Salvation Army shitheel gets aggro about it in the middle of the mall and Iâm there totally flabbergasted cause like, itâs christmas
Only, 16!Tabi had even less composure than 26!Tabi, so I lost my fucking mind on her.
Thing is: when Iâm really angry, I donât rage, I go all cold and apparently that freaks people out, because I could see my gf backing up and the lady getting tense and then I realized that anger doesnât solve problems.
So instead, I started wailing.
Picture this: 5â4, tiny, blonde haired high school girl with her little violin on her back and pearls in her ears just as PTA-approved as could be, full on sobbing in the hallway.
Just, sobbing like my dogâs been shot.
Now my gfâs like, âoh fuckâ and the ladyâs like âoh fuuuuck!â and Iâm here, head thrown back, tears down my cheeks and in that shrill, distressed, /loud/ voice, âWHY WOULD YOU B-b-be so MEAN?! Itâs CHRISTMAS!â
And the ladyâs like âplease stop Oh fuckâ because now we have a crowd, and this Molly Weasley of a woman putters over, âwhatâs the matter, dear?â
And mall securityâs coming and this bell ringer is looking very uncomfortable so I just look at this matronly ellen-watching suburban housewife lady, eyes wide and wet and my lip wobbling.
âI was, she s-said, s-s-she said I was going to HELL!â
And I burst right back into tears.
Maaaaaaaan, they didnât even stick around to ask why sheâd said it. Soon as I said it, Mall po-po bounced her like a fucking pogo stick.
We get outside and my girlfriendâs like âthat is the most Slytherin thing I have ever seen anyone do.â
It was four years before I saw the Army back in that mall.
that is beautiful
Holiday reminder: donât let anyone get away with trying to make you feel bad about yourself.
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99% of the times an angry tanaka appears, a smol orange birb shows up ready to fight alongside him

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Helter Skelter (2012) stunning Japanese horror film set in the world of beauty and fashion, Directed by famous photographer Mika Ninagawa.