tiny bi-hex-ual

"how did you hear about this job?" it came to me in a vague and unsettling prophetic dream

"congratulations! you're hired" i know.

i want to peg his heart 😔❤

Beautiful! That griffon baby as the kids say, is ‘everything’.

past-tense slogans

we were farmers

nationwide was on your side

You were in good hands

because you were worth it

only you couldve stopped forest fires

arby’s: we had the meats

[rubs my face against you like a cat]

when edgar allan poe said “tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway.” and when hozier said “i wouldn’t fall for someone i thought couldn’t misbehave.”

my dick is 1 atom wide but an unknowable amount of lightyears long. monofilament dick gang. i roll over in bed and slice the milky way in half