we’re one, at least, in folly

I love you gender non conforming lesbians love you forever and ever.

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

I love birds. Reasons for living. Little earth choir everyday are you kidding? Beautiful. Indebted and lucky for it.

thank god for breasts *remembers im atheist* thank science for breasts

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

my current 2 emotions are i want to be kissed & i am so fucking horrible

genuinely i don’t think it’s possible to easily explain the explicit part of online friendships to people who don’t Understand. i don’t mean like, explicit in the sense of “oh you’re sexting” or whatever. no. i mean when you and your friend start gleefully making up explicit sexual scenarios for your shared blorbos and you get giddier and giddier as you add more detail and you’ll be grinning at your screen as you type away at mach speeds. and it’s entirely nonsexual in an interpersonal sense, you’re not really getting Into it, but ohhhhh it’s soooooo fun and satisfying. and you can NEVER tell someone who doesn’t also do this that your mood is actively improved like fivefold because you and your friend played Sexual Tuoys together because they’ll go “what the FUCK.”

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

They dont even know im having a category 10 blorbo event

big fan of when you peel back all layers of a character and at the bottom of it there's love

why are they doing this? because they loved someone so much it caused the plot to happen. Grief counts btw

ESPECIALLY a big fan of when this isn't enough to make them a good person