indecisive

it's important to me that people know the original "he would not fucking say that" was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn't hit the same without context.

everytime someone uses "he would not fucking say that" for something he would absolutely fucking say given slightly different circumstances or has already fucking said i immediately become indignant cause you can't waste a joke like this on mild characterisation nitpicks. sorry. it has to be on par with Any Pronouns Cartman.

Fucked up that our emotional states affect other people. Like you’re already dealing with the massive indignity of having emotions in the first place and then on top of that it’s like “oh btw this other sentient being can tell that you’re annoyed and it negatively affects their well being!” disgusting. Absurd. Unconstitutional. Somebody needs to do something.

you don’t have to match my freak you just have to think whatever’s wrong with me is fascinating and perhaps even sexual

everybody's got that one homie posting straight from the valley of the shadow of death

Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method