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whether you call it an "AMV", an "edit", or a "fancam", all of us, across generations, want the same thing: videos of The Character set to music. and i think that is beautiful ❤️

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

This is such an abstract type of comedy I don’t even know how to handle it

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

you only like me for who I am

i want to be naked in a creek this is bullshit

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.