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grrrrr i HATE online classes *continues to do my miserable work because i am scared of my teachers hating me*

internet please define simp for me

A person that lets themselves be someone else’s doormat in the hopes of getting laid, i think

Ah thanks!

no its more those annoying men who wont leave girls alone, throw gifts at them, give them long sappy messages with no actual meaning, constantly offer to do things for them, etc. all in the hopes that theyll have sex with the object of their affection. its kind of like the guy who would get pissed after being friendzoned cause “i did so much for you!”

ooo there’s so many apop singers that fall into this category, yuck

it kind of has a more ironic meaning though too? like it’s often been used by sexist guys in kind of the way white knight is to mean any guy who treats women decently so if you see a guy calling themself a simp it probably means like, a feminist or proclaimed ally to women. it’s kind of confusing because the original meaning is what emil said, but then other shitty dudes twisted it to mean not hating women.

I stg I know all of yall are white, please shut the fuck up

bitches who are introverted and have adhd see a text and are like ‘i will deal with this when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then fucking forget about it for a week. anyway, i’m bitches

black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats

the void is loud and wants chicken

@ the person in pennsylvania who tried to hack into my defunct pinterest account from 2014 with one (1) “chicken potsticker” recipe pinned: you good?

everyone who reblogged this is a suspect now

I’m really glad this post has gotten a lot of notes.

I am so in love with how fucking annoyed Andy looks when he makes himself laugh

In this house we Stan (1) Andy and his uncomfortable non verbal facial expressions

I haven’t seen a single 420 joke at all this month we’re really not ok huh