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this is the homestuck quarantine blog that unfortunately serves as my “main” or the one i follow from
my actual main and blog i use more frequently is @vivaciousarcanist

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Vivziepop really should voice vriska if only for the fact it would be the single most polarizing thing ever and would piss off almost everybody in some way which is what I believe vriska's legacy boils down to
i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead
I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.
this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame
You act like people knowing you’re in the Squirtle Squad is a bad thing?
yes that is exactly where these glasses are from. a perfectly respectable long standing anime and nothing more
homestuck
Always funny the way people treat transfem Dave as like, a niche headcanon that doesn't have textual basis when Dave is like, a character that straight up magically transitions on screen.
We have transfem nonbinary Dave in the comic. Their name Is Davepeta and it took Dave and Nepeta fusing from the to both realise how awesome being a cat person is.
Also Davepeta very prominitely TMA with the way people always prefer to refer to them as their "masculine name" because "thats what you look like".
Meanwhile the only one who automatically uses a "feminine name" with Davepeta is a trans woman and it actually affirms Davepeta even if it's still "wrong".
You can pretty much change name for pronouns in these examples and you get how this connects to transfem nonbinary people.

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it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad
Hey what the fuck happens in homestuck
"Who's the best transmasc representation in Homestuck? Is it Dirk? Is it-"
FAKE FANS ALWAYS FORGET MY MAN AURTHOUR
an interesting part of homestuck is that it had a fairly cynical creator but an earnest fandom so hussie would be like "heres a set of new characters who directly make fun of fandom tropes. one of them is literally an over the top tumblr stereotype. i am making fun of you." and fans were like "awesome i love these new guys im gonna put them in yaoi now" . she couldve put "i hate all homestuck fans" right in the middle of the comic and at least half the fanbase wouldve just thought it was a silly little jape. incredible energy in hindsight.

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did someone order yuri with extra toxicity!?
im always getting anons from myself at various points in history and no matter how many of them i block the timeline remains stable. probably because things are just really crazy right now
wait i need to look something up
I've never read Homestuck but there's a type of media that I call "a Homestuck" and I think it's a useful categorization. The main criteria are:
long enough that the time investment is a serious barrier to entry
irrevocably changes your personality
brings something genuinely unique to the table. there is no real substitute for reading/playing/watching it in its entirety
Fate/Stay Night is a Homestuck. Worm is a Homestuck. When They Cry is a Homestuck.
Undertale has cultural impact similar to a Homestuck at first glance, but the fact that it's a pretty short and accessible game means that you don't get the particular mix of sunk cost fallacy and an intimate experience with a piece of media that results in you needing to connect with others who have already put in the time investment. You can buy your friends Undertale and expect them to play it if they're not too busy; telling a friend to read Homestuck is giving them a quest that, if accepted, will spark an odyssey. to read someone's Homestuck is an act of love without true equivalent.
people keep saying “Vivziepop should play Vriska because she’s the only person controversial enough to play her authentically” and i keep having to remind people that Vriska being transgender is probably a more important part of her being authentic.
don’t get me wrong she should still be voiced by somebody plagued by controversy & drama who will make everybody groan & roll their eyes at in response when she’s announced
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my biggest baseless homestuck headcanon is that i think rose clocked queer vibes on john when they met (seer intuition and her love of psychoanalyzing her friends) but mistook it for a gay thing. so candy timeline junes gonna come along like "so it turns out i am a homosexual. a homosexual woman" and rose is gonna be like oh fuck THATS what it was. oh my god. i've been blinded by my own hubris. i couldve cracked that egg 20 years ago what the fuck.
holy fucking shit get it away from me holy fuck
STOP SHOWING ME THE PUPPET