bleh.

saying "it's okay. I'm only human" before glancing at a nonexistent audience with a slight smirk and a twinkle in my eye (the twinkle is an asterisk) (when you go to read the footnote attached it just says "in the beautiful garden of his imagination he is also another thing as well")

just got tingles down my spine this is some crazy poetry

hear that everybody I'm tingling spines with my imagination garden

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.

save it for linkedin brother

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

"baby names" is a real misnomer because they're often permanent

"the inherent divinity of" bro what inherent divinity 😭😭😭 everythings freaking normal

im nornal

i dislike the use of the word Consume for art instead of something like Experience. sounds like locusts

LMAO and Loam have the same letters. coincedence? or is this another shining truth that earth and soil is joyous and plentiful

we need to do something about that big rock outside the castle because enemy knights have figured out that if you charge up it at the right angle you can launch yourself onto the ramparts and start killing our archers

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

ghoul hearts for dinner again

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts