Be the hero of your story ‘till it’s done

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

i like a trans headcanon as much as the next guy but sometimes it really boils down to “that character has not had enough agency and/or introspective freedom in their life to have transitioned by the time we meet them in their story”

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

oh. I didnt realize "anti psych" meant, like, deconstructing the social hegemony of psychiatry. I said I was anti psyche because I believe in systematically destroying the soul

*gets down on one knee* will you... eat my marriageberry

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

if i can be honest if i saw an elf i would hesistate. elves are straight up not normal to see. i would be shocked for a while.