Perpetually falling over

do NOT awawa at your former coworker who is messaging you on linkedin trying to help you get a job at his current company

its such a natural response that i've typed it out of habit and then deleted it like 6 times

y'all remember when we glomped?

they don’t want you to know this but Hi

thank you yes, I did need this today

I've seen this before, but today it occurred to me that she knows the moves. She (or he?) is doing them before the adults

all those posts about being vulnerable are just trying to trick me to come out there so a bird can swoop down & eat me

Rb to give gender euphoria to the person you reblogged it from

Anyone remember basketball? — what happened to that ? Where did it go?

it rolled under the bleachers last week and no one's been able to get it out :/

Well ,I can get it if you ask me . With my long hand

At the end of chapter 7, if you ask Sans if you can hang out wuth his brother now, he'll just tell you to go back and play Undertale and then the game crashes. Trust me im topy foxes

This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?

Too Many of You Are Posting for Song-Bird Themed Birdy-Girls. I'm Four Feet Tall and Have a Six Foot Wing-Span You Just TRY to Put Me in a Baggy

with great shower comes great soapability. hashtag cleanspiderman

notice how bunnys is a type of animals