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#this guy talks the best out of anyone I’ve ever heard #this is a poem he rhymes so good #also slenderman is here. perfect

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reallyreallyreallytrying

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

northerlyfilms

15 years of aeiou

july 17 2010

#the most classic

chubbidust

jealousy

#deltarune #deltarune spoilers

rtvsclipsilike

HLVRAI LIVE IN PERSON! And its just a soldout theatre of people watching wayne in a VR headset talk to himself with no screen to show us what he’s seeing and no speakers so we dont know what he’s hearing.

rtvsclipsilike

I cant stop thinking of this visual

#awesome

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autistobrat

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

#brain is fried this week. I am so floor time rn

autistobrat

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

ratsquinks

just one moment let me have a quick little sippy before we continue fighting

#sent #dodents #really cute

utopians

thinking abt how no one involved in the us military apparatus literally ever faces any repercussions for any action ever will really just drive you insane

thathopeyetlives

I mean thinking about things that are straightforwardly not true will do that.

utopians

You would know all about that it seems

urie

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

queer-reader-07

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pansylair

A great place to donate to First Nations groups impacted by the ongoing wildfires 👇

True North Aid provides practical humanitarian support to northern and remote Indigenous communities in Canada through community-led project

Also consider Mikinakoos' as they're extending support beyond their traditional service areas due to the scale of this emergency!

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thundergrace

If you live in Detroit, it is strongly recommended that you don't breathe.

missanniewhimsy

As someone in WI, this whole region is awful so please be careful friends! (7/16/2026)

nyantara

Please put on your N95s. The same ones used for covid will filter particulate pollution. I lived in a city with yearly winter pollution levels like this. If you can pay for it, you might as well get an indoor air filter to sleep in.

garbage-empress

If you can't afford a proper air purifier or can't find one in stock, these are sometimes cheaper to build:

Make sure you get the best rated furnace filters you can. If getting all those is too expensive, even one of those furnace filters taped tightly to a box fan (to force the air through the filters so it doesn't come in through the cracks) can help pretty substantially in a small room.

annstf

"do you have insta?" i have an address where u can send flowers and love letters

daylights-rain

I am a very big dragon. I am adding small ice dragons to my cup of water to keep cool

daylights-rain

Ok new problem: they keep trying to kiss me when i take a sip. Keep my water cold stop playing dangerous games

yuriartillery

convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet

enith-derogatory

Just kiss already

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grimeclown

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

grimeclown

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

iwannabeaswampwitch

Lots of drama in our household

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