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#this guy talks the best out of anyone I’ve ever heard #this is a poem he rhymes so good #also slenderman is here. perfect

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toesuckler

movie trailers are evil

phlebasthebroenician

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

omtai

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

unaloid

the lion does not concern herself with papa

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memorycycle

the handle of the jug being hollow so that some milk gets in it is genius because its a spot where they can just chill and not have to worry about fake social rituals and small talk

kushblazer666

#sent

blueskittlesart

9999 (determination.)

#undertale

oysters-aint-for-me

BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.

oysters-aint-for-me

chemicalcain

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

ariadne-mouse

he is Calculating

beansfrombeans

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

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lostverdania-moving

It's Friday. Can you guess what I'm in?

lostverdania-moving

I don't care if Monday's RED Tuesday's FUCKED and Wednesday's DEAD Thursday I CUT OFF YOUR HEAD It's Friday I'm in HATE

herpsandbirds

can-i-make-image-descriptions

[Image ID: Tweet from wargen (@/ funeralPig) on 2023-01-27 reading: (on all fours whispering to a bug) do you yearn? is there a hunger in your heart? /End ID]

marshallena

Stoopid flowers. I love them. give me a million of them

#deltarune #deltarune spoilers #art #awesome

2colde

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

a-literate-chicken

*walks across your dashboard*

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utopians

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

bigwizardhat

my cat stopping me from petting her

bigwizardhat

her swift maneuver, for context

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