Perpetually falling over

yall should reblog this with photos of clothes you want to see me wear

do you think i am made of money

oh okay yay

Baby seals are some of the most pathetic-sounding animals I've ever heard. :')

[Girl who doesn't have seven life obligations and two dozen projects she's neglecting voice] i should really get into book binding

[Girl who has all that on her plate and also has no money voice] or glass blowing

stairs are so funny. falling 100 meters will kill you. solution? fall 10 centimeters a thousand times.

they invented all those neat si prefixes and people still talk like this

falling a hectometer will kill you. solution? fall a decimeter a kilotime.

hi everyone i'm going to catch up on youtube. gonna start at season one episode one.

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

long distance friendships are terrible what do you mean I can’t hug you or sit with you or lay on your floor when I’m bored what dO YOU MEAN