Perpetually falling over

convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

op must've been pummeled with punishing blows when she posted this lol

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die

you have to be nicer to nonbinary transfems and that's literally the bare minimum

maybe just like. consider us at all please

it's called the whether because it depends

THE HUNGRY JOKER: it's simple. we Grill the batman

when the chips are down... mmm... chips...

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