Perpetually falling over

low key where are my glasses

found them 🙂‍↕️

Always ask yourself, are you advancing the cause of global cuteness?

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

i have a secret third opinion about self dx discourse which is “why are you guys treating the DSM like it’s the fucking bible”

the amount of leftists who uncritically support the DSM-5—wielding it online in battles against random individuals who might be “faking” a disorder—boggles my fucking mind. you guys realize that the DSM-5 isn’t the only diagnostic manual on the planet, right? you realize that we place it at the top of the global hierarchy because it’s american, right? has it occurred to you that the APA shouldn’t have so much authority over what counts as a “real” mental illness? has it occurred to you that perhaps there are other diagnostic manuals? in fact, there are dimensional models that don’t rely on sorting individuals into “disorder/no disorder” boxes in the first place. food for thought, lmao

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

It hasn’t been long since the murder of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo at the hands of ICE, and yet they’ve shot and murdered another person already, now in the state of Maine.

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

Please buy the Nanao Meal at your local restaurant.

Guys its time to get less of a life and start blogging