As long as I am alive, I will not give up on love

I love the fact that most of the math records we have of the Babylonian Empire aren't official documents. Most of the records are exercises for children

Imagine you are a archaeologist and you find a rare clay scribe in Syria. You instantly recognize that it belonged in the Babylonian Empire many centuries ago. You excitedly show it to the others only to find out it's a math exercise for children on basic addiction.

ive talked about being too high for things before but this is like.  next level

opened the reblog editor to say the mom is obviously Carmen Sandiego but then realized I have zero justification for that whatsoever I’m just going off of vibes

I mean I always shipped Waldo of Where’s Waldo with Carmen Sandiego, and if you combine the respective outfits of both and whatever deranged bullshit Waldo was on, I can see them producing twin Clown Princes of Crime and Corporations.

imagine just saying “i always shipped waldo of where’s waldo with carmen sandiego” with no explanation whatsoever

Why would that need explanation they’re perfect for each other

we're abolishing gender! in the future people will just be referred to as AMAB or AFAB, no need for gender at all! 😀

this is a progressive stance, you see, because AMAB and AFAB are different words from "man" and "woman." we're leaving such outdated concepts behind!

no no no it's not "misgendering you." it doesn't refer to your gender, it refers to the sex you were assigned. that way we don't need gender anymore! you can just throw that old thing away

now there's only two categories: AMABS and AFABS! so much simpler! what? no I didn't say there's only two genders. these aren't genders they're categories. this is progress we're making progress

oh this is so lovely :(💖

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

I hope everyone grows tired of being cruel to each other soon

SILLY GIRLS in YOUR AREA are waiting to GOOF OFF with you

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"