#ali thinks

Thought about it & Duke Nukem 3D would actually make more sense if Duke were a woman. The whole plot is that aliens have invaded Earth & stolen all the women. You’re really telling me a man would go out of his way to fight all those aliens to save every woman? But a butch would. A butch lesbian would be that desperate & caring for the women of the world. Also have you seen how big Duke’s pecs are? They’re huge & it can’t all be just muscle. It has to be some breast tissue too. Duke is also meant to parody 80’s male action stars. What better way to parody those men than by making Duke a woman?

It has been 2 days & Tumblr still won’t let me send asks. Please let me communicate. I feel like the only form of communication I have is a landline & it doesn’t accept coins

No one understood Trevor because if I found out my ex-boyfriend that I thought had died was still alive & took all my money & was living less than 4 hours away & I smoked thousands of dollars worth of crack to get over it & mourned his lost for 10 years & I got a tattoo for him & found out my best friend wasn’t in prison but died because of my ex-boyfriend, I would be mad at the world too

Anyone else ship Carmen Sandiego x Waldo

There’s been a lot of red birds in my yard lately. I was always told my guardian angel takes the form of a red bird. Usually it’s just one sitting on my porch table. I was always told my guardian angel is the woman in my family that I was named after. She died a couple years before I was born. My grandmother recently passed & she was close to the woman. Maybe she’s watching over me.