Fuck, Oatmeal

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this is like in doctor who when they've previously recorded something to respond to a conversation happening in the present

This Untitled Goose Game expansion is WILD

this is my favorite comic ever i never don’t want to see it on my dash

anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it

I’ll turn on anons for this!

sure, why not

are you “adaptable” or are you just willing to subject yourself to existing in low key background-level ambient misery

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman

Robber teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Crimes New Roman

wall teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Climbs New Roman

citrus teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Limes New Roman

poetry teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Rhymes New Roman

horology teacher: i want this essay in 12 point times new roman

Mime teacher:

herb teacher: i want this essay in 12 point Thymes New Roman

Dirt teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Grimes New Roman

Calculus teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Primes New Roman

aviation teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Flies New Roman

Finance teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Dimes New Roman

History teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Times Old Roman

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

jump scare for the American readers

This comic is a big trap and its damn hilarious

This goes doubly so for writing! Support your favourite writers, too!

so basically, like AND reblog.