official fish post

Well yeah, dolphins don’t have thumbs.

You look at an otter and tell me they wouldn't do the same

Crows would absolutely use bone broth

Chickens just eat their kids and their brethren raw lmao

Fun fact: crows and ravens have been documented to try to cook some foods and even follow recipes

Someone help me teach crows to make breaded chicken cutlets

Let's make history

They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.

They used to be as tall as the Himalayas.

Okay but are they older or younger than sharks?

@nyarevar pookie your mountain range is cool

older than blood, bones, sharks, AND the rings of saturn!

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue