Just so much nonsense

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

how could you...

Lambchop looks like a fancy mafia boss in a 3 piece suit and Rusty Nail looks like a huge goofy 1930s detective

The latter is investigating the former for tax evasion

They just announced Mr j for smash

This is what happens to characters when you write an AU fanfic

Off goes Riker, to the coffee shop.

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

bungus

“I wish my favorite characters would go to therapy 😭 😭 😭” well I don’t! I’m having fun. I hope they kill even more people

One time I saw this New Yorker cartoon with a piece of penne pasta answering the phone and saying, “Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?” and now I cannot cook fusilli without thinking you crazy bastard

I wanted to drink milk from a cup but it was full of spiders.

Ron was going to be spiders. He just was. He wasn’t proud of that, but it was going to be hard to not have spiders all over his body after all is said and done.

I like how one of the most prestigious and respected marine institutions on the planet posted this with zero context.

feminism will be reached when nintendo gives us Wapeach and Wadaisy

and they have to be just as deranged as Waluigi and Wario or it doesn’t count. I want some truly awful possum-like women, no Bowsette shit