Night Owl

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

Absolutely insane acceptance boards should be punished for behaving like this like seriously someone please electroshock these assholes till they're less pretentious make them write multiparagraph essays proving what an interesting person they are over and over and everytime you aren't sufficiently moved just zap em again.

Eugene Lee Yang is the hero we didn’t deserve but we all needed

Excuse me he uses a blue cloth for Azula’s lightning and an orange one for Zuko’s fire I AM DEAD

i wish you kinder, softer days that put your heart at ease

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

In a book about the tsunami in Japan in 2011, the writer talked about how there was a huge increase in reports of ghostly activity. Apparently in Japan treating ghosts rudely is basically considered the stupidest thing you could possibly do. For months after the tsunami, taxi drivers would pick up a passenger only to have them give an address in one of the devastated areas. The cab driver often looked up halfway to the destination to find their fare had disappeared. Not wanting to be impolite to the person (even if they were dead) they’d drive to the address, open the door to let them out, then drive away.

Yeah this all checks out

man splaining isnt when a guy is excited and talking about something he likes thats just called sharing your interests with people man splaining was when one of my male coworkers started explaining storyboarding to me (a sequential arts major) because he “learned about it from a simpsons dvd extra” 

man splaining is when a dude is explaining something to a woman (or in my case someone he perceived as a woman) who has like. way more knowledge of it than him but he thinks he knows more simply by virtue of being A Man. like, i am an artist who has been drawing all my life and i am studying for a degree in visual storytelling. he was very well aware of this, it was what i told him right before he started explaining the basics of my field of study to me. thats just like… unconscious misogyny, and it happens to lots of women in professional fields, most egregiously in STEM field but it happens pretty much everywhere. but that being said, if youre a dude and youre just like, info dumping intricate lore of your favorite movie or talking about a science topic youre really passionate about thats not mansplaining especially if your talking to your friends chances are they probably are enjoying your genuine enthusiam for whatever you are talking about and thats the diference, mansplaining comes from a place of smug condescension and excitedly talking about your interests to your friends does not

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

android users think they’re like communists or something

Oh my god damn