akatsuki members ranked by how good they are at hugs
zetsu: no hes an aloe vera plant man and will probably eat you, hugging not advised, 0/10
tobi: i mean u can try but you’ll probably just fall thru him 1/10
sasori: hes made of wood or some shit, not comfy at all. Probably not slimy or anything tho, 2/10
nagato: isn’t terrible but probably wont hug back very tightly, 3/10
hidan: can give a good hug if he tries, you run the risk of being sacrificed but that’s what u get i guess, 4/10
deidara: prooobably won’t blow u up, has soft hair, prides himself on being better at hugging than sasori, 5/10
itachi: not rly into hugging unless he likes u but is trying his best, will bring you tea 6.5/10
kakuzu: more of a dad than he lets on, kinda grumpy but will probably kill whoever made u sad cause he’s got spare time, actually good at hugs 8/10
konan: rly knows her way around a hug, always smells like fresh paper and flowers, wears soft things, v good 9/10
kisame: genuinely into hugging, is large and will wrap u up nice and snug, probably has snacks and moral support, honestly just the best who are we kidding 11/10 hug him pls
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