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-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

literally 😑 & 😕

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

Look at his eyes. This hot dog is high as a fucking kite.

he smoked all the drugs to save us

This discrimination against humanoid pokemon ends now!

remember the time borutos dad talked saradas dad out of fucking up the world

remember the time boruto’s dad met boruto’s grandparents. haha that was so cool.

i loved the episode about borutos grandma it made cry. his grandma really was one of a kind..

Wow. Boruto’s dad, Sarada’s mom and dad, and their sensei all saved the world. Oooh Boruto’s dad, the one with the Nine-Tailed fox. Thank you Masashi kishimoto for making the 15-year manga of Boruto’s dad. What an icon, Boruto’s dad.

Boruto’s dad had a crush on Sarada’s mom back in their genin days, but Sarada’s mom was in love with Sarada’s dad even from the beginning, so Boruto’s dad got friendzone early on. Meanwhile Boruto’s mom was hiding behind trees admiring Boruto’s dad from a distance. Omg lol, it does sound funny telling story this way 😂😯😍

“Believe it.” -Boruto’s Dad

i’m so glad i live in 2016 so i dont have to deal with these massive terrifying animals except the blue whale, but shes gentle and good

wait is it really called Hell Pig

What if she wasn’t even their teacher. What if she was just their acid dropping bus driver who would tell them to get in and then they’d dope up and just sit in the parked bus for hours mumbling about science and stuff.

A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.

I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

I hadn’t seen the Navy one

That’s the idea

*walks down the hall and trips over 16 servicemen and a reservist*