The Stars Are Divine Tonight

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

[ID: a compilation of tags which read “#that lil bprr sound,” “#prrrp,” “mrrrrrrrrrrrrw,” “#prmmmm,” and “#brrrp.” /end ID]

about twice a year my partner will want to use my toothbrush and then get disgruntled when i call him a vile beast.

Ozzie: How did you know I was going to propose? Fizz: Blitz hasn’t been able to look at me without crying all month.

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

Torbek once almost drowned in a bowl of soup

Frost is autistic and OSHA is his special interest

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)