[cricket chirp]

God I am so excited for d&d tonight. I have the feeling this is the closest I will be coming to death, after last week I got eaten alive by an giant undead bear and rolled around like a forbidden hamster ball in its ribs

Good news I did not die because we didn’t even reach the giant chief yet, instead we played whack-a-troll where I held it with hold monster and we just. Went to town on the poor guy. Never stood a chance. Took us a few rounds to figure out how to make it STAY down though so it was extra troll torment.

posting this again cause now its actually true

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)

Tumblr porn ban safe snake post

There'll be mulch when you are done

Lay your wormy head to rest

Don't you crawl no more

@pidgefudge

hands down my favorite thing abt malevolent is how you start the show like "oh wow this poor Arthur guy in all these terrible situations :(" and then at a certain point after he starts behaving in such a genuinely deranged manner you start questioning how the FUCK this guy isn't in turbo jail