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YOU CAN FIND ME AT THE BLOG @axolotlmage47
I use that one now. :)

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Happy Pride!
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
Happy pride!!!!!
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
This post is a journey
1 Reblog = 1 Respect
I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.
Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
I MEAN where’s the lie
Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.
World Heritage Post
Nobody gonna mention how one of the extra senses is sensing electric fields?
Zeus: oh right and Poseidon give it that weird sense that you gave sharks it’ll be SO funny
Platypuses are the main proof of whoever is in charge of the universe having a sense of humour.
What the fuck. What the fuck! What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck!!! Lyf! Gods damn it all!
What happened to Lyf this time?
Currently? They're in a coma after killing God.

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insane martin blackwood theory
the big question: how the fuck did martin get hired to the archives?
even after working in the library for ages, it's clear that he's not cut out for archival work. despite his fast learning capability, it's really obvious to everyone that he's incompetent. jonah would have Known that he lied on his CV, but jonah also specifically moved martin to the archives.
hence, i have 2 theories.
theory 1: martin was intended to be a fear battery for a budding Archivist.
he's susceptible to the Eye because he's constantly terrified of being found out.
additionally, jonah knew that jon would be an asshole boss (at least to begin with) which would increase martin's paranoia. of course, jonah didn't expect martin's adaptability and his ability to read situations and manipulate others.
but jonah might have had more sinister intentions for martin.
theory 2: martin was intended to be jonah magnus' next body hop.
had jon died prematurely after indulging in his favourite activity of pissing off avatars, jonah would need to try again. and elias bouchard's body wouldn't have long.
also, jonah wouldn't want to stay a crusty old man for too long, seeing as he only keeps his bodies for 30 years or so.
martin, after being soaked in Magnus Institute Juice for most of his life, but also being an apparently expendable worker, is a perfect destination for jonah magnus' eyeballs. he doesn't contribute anything vital to the institute, he hasn't got many close friends or family members to be too concerned about him behaving differently and putting him in the archives allows him close proximity to the Archivist.
if elias' body became too old for jonah without managing to complete the watcher's crown, no one would be suspicious about an understated yet highly experienced and dedicated worker from the archives becoming the new head of institute.
but of course, jonah didn't expect
martin to actually be smart
jon to actually like martin
jon to fall in love with martin and become incredibly protective of him
so now jonah's pissed because the guy he hired as half an emergency measure and half a joke is getting all of jon's attention. because now he can't fire him.
yeah watching martin and jon slowly fall in love must've been fucking infuriating for jonah, what is this loser of a man doing with his beloved Archivist-
more martin!jonah bullshit from me later.
Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract. And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.
So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.
I heard about this on Freakonomics Radio. Turns out the bit about no brown M&Ms is HUGE, in BIG font, bold, underlined and quotated like they’re on the Group W Bench.
The band was all, “We have fifty-pound lights hanging over our heads and fire being shot out of cannons. We had to know whether they read our safety regs so we didn’t flamebroil any roadies.”
interesting how this has become a meme in the music industry about divas. i’ve always heard jokes that amount to “this stuck up celebrity hates the green gummy bears!! they’re refusing to perform just for that???” and its reading stuff like this that i realise how that joke might have come about. people get grumpy that the band refuses to play but cant admit its because THEY’RE incompetent, so they make it all about the M&Ms. another example of artists using a creative method to ensure they have a perfectly reasonable request fulfilled that is then bastardised by lazy people who wanna make money off them.
…this is like the music industry version of hearing the truth behind the McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit
energy policy would be much better if we still had a tradition of animal sacrifice I think. people would be way more chill about nuclear energy if they could see a large and proud bull being ritually sacrificed every month or so at the base of the cooling towers to keep the plant safe
Sorry for double posting but APPARENTLY those commission scammers have showed up on Tumblr at least for the first time for me.
For those who don’t know what I am talking about, there were/are commission scams going on in Instagram and even places like Artstation where people would pretend to be interested in your work and try to commission a pet or portrait for the sake of trying to get your bank details. Here’s how to (somewhat) sniff them out:
1- They don’t seem to be an average customer/ person that would be involved in your fandom, or has a blank template for an account or don’t even follow you.
2- They ask you to draw a portrait or a pet picture either for themselves or their children/family.
3- They promise to overpay you (in the hundreds) and do not listen to you even if you firmly state the price is cheaper.
4- They are constantly asking for your email name, or private details regarding things like banking details or passwords or other private information others should not know.
5- They try and over reassure you they mean no harm, try to guilt you into giving them the info, or become aggressive over you not giving them what they want.
What should you do if you come across one of these guys? My best advice is to block and report. Sadly these people jump account to account so there isn’t really much to do other than spread this info to prevent artists from being scammed.
SORRY FOR A SECOND POST BUT IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE INSTA COMMISSION SCAMMERS HAVE REACHED TUMBLR LMAO
If you are an artist and take commissions please read, these scams prey on innocent and desperate people and are frankly scummy.
Oh Jesus christ not them
just encountered this as well, commission artists be careful out there
WAIT YOURE KIDDING ME I LEGIT JUST POSTED AND WENT BACK TO REPORT THE BLOG AND THEY DELETED IT LOLOLOL
they apparently hate it when you call them out, thank you sm @chickenhoops cause i never wouldve realized this if your post wasn't the first one i share as soon as i opened the app
Another warning sign is commissioners who insist that they can’t use typical payment methods like PayPal. They’ll try to push you into using much shadier payment methods (including the old gift card trick) that put you at risk and reduce your chance to dispute a transfer.
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Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
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I hopemthis helps, and I'm very sorry to hear what you're going through.
JUST ASK IT ON @axolotlmage47 PLEASE. I HAVE MORE FOLLOWERS THERE AND STUFF. PLEASE.
I WILL START IGNORING ASKS ON THIS BLOG FOR FUNDRASING. ( ONCE I UPDATE MY STUFF, IT MAKE TAKE A FEW DAYS)
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I am a father who lost everything—my home, my belongings, and my sense of safety—due to the war. Now, I am struggling to survive with my daughters, Rania, Misk, and Ghazal, who was born amidst the bombing.
I am reaching out to your kind hearts, asking for help to save my family and rebuild our lives. Any support, no matter how small, will give us hope and a chance to start over.
Please, anyone who needs money just send your asks to @axolotlmage47 instead. More people follow me there. I kind of stopped using this blog. I hope this helps.
Hello, I am Haifa from Gaza. I am speaking to you with a sad and heavy heart about what happened to me and my young children who were deprived of their most basic rights to food, education and a decent life due to the war. I hope you will support me to buy food and clean water Donate 15 euros from each person to make a difference in our lives I'm not sure I will be able to survive this war, but your contribution is making a difference Support me and share my post kindly🍀🌹 https://gofund.me/f4012f59 ✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #356 )✅️
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