nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.

hitting someone for mocking your wife is the opposite of toxic masculinity, it’s actually the most feminist thing you can do, and actually it’s the only way you get into heaven

the secret to being a cool adult is to wear things that your younger self wanted to wear but couldn’t and to do things that your younger self wanted to do but couldnt

i love you cumin i love you chili powder i love you ginger i lovr you soy sauce i love you garlic

“I hate obvious symbolism” bro shut up sun and moon couples are a pillar of our society

hell hath no fury like a tummy hurted

ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…

im starting to think some of you guys might not be okay