AvaThorne, the Everdistant Utopia

ok! *thinks about men*

ew.

youre 24 years old get over yourself

me but women

ok. this post is about men though

but i don't like men

and. who asked

i am going to tell you guys something and it's going to sound made up but i need you to believe me just this once

the staff at the café i frequent have a fucking betting pool going about what gender i am

I think some people would kill in cold blood to have whatever gender presentation you have going on

If a boykisser kisses a girl does he become a bikisser or cease to exist

Wasn't lying when he said expert damn

No YouTuber will ever top the phrase "A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese."

"A California-themed amusement park in the already California-themed California" is also a banger and comes from the same channel.

Vaporeon could probably do this in canon. Like several dex entries state they’re almost 100% water.

when you tell his spoiled ass no

omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i'm about to commit acts of great evil doesn't mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all

Had a dream I was gaming so hard during a run of Deltarune that I somehow unlocked all the unreleased chapters even the ones that haven't been made yet and I pulverized through every single enemy just by running into them really fast, making them violently explode into scattered pixels with my sheer force. I was having fun until suddenly the screen went white and a very visibly upset Mario appeared (because I was playing on the switch) and he was sitting on a folding chair with his hands clasped together and he asked me “what the fuck is a-wrong with you”. immediately woke up