Random Hedgehog Posting Random Shit

Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.

That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.

http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Flintstones

I saw a pair of male and female wolf spiders in my bedroom today, within a few inches of each other. I took a picture, sent it to the group chat and made a joke about "aw they're on a date." I went back about fifteen minutes later, and noticed the only thing left was a leg (assumedly from the male being eaten post-copulation), and commented on this plus "I see the date went well"

Then I was like, huh. That is a very non-anthropocentric comment I just made (aside from the fact that I was labeling spiders mating as a date, which was pretty clearly anthropocentric). Seeing evidence of post-copulatory cannibalism and commenting on it as on par with human standards for mating rituals, and all that

Then I thought to myself, what would interacting with a sapient species that has similar practices work? Of course you have to do a certain amount of anthropomorphizing to play with this idea at all in a way understandable to a human, but I digress. Back to spider people

Like... how would that relate to social roles? Would it be acceptable to turn down post-copulatory cannibalism, or would it be seen as a cowardly or selfish thing? Would it be approached as an ancient practice from a time with fewer resources, which isn't participated in anymore as a sign that they have reliable resources?

Would there be cookbooks like 101 Best Ways To Cook Your Mate? What about some equivalent of last will and testimonies? How would a male think about the whole arrangement? What if a female didn't want to eat a male post-copulation? What if she only wanted to eat him a little bit? Would that be taboo, or considerate, or even kinky? How would legal things work? Would it be a private matter, or out in the open? Would it be seen as a romantic sacrifice, or a grief filled necessity?

After watching the new Dogman movie I suddenly remembered an old ship of mine, so I had to make this.

A Road CJ with an ugly human soul mate.

Imagine Road, AKA Mr Literal God Complex AKA The Worlds Biggest Otaku, being bound to a stubborn, weak, short, and (possibly?) overweight soul mate who, excluding basic hygiene and care, does not give one damn about being conventionally attractive.

Road, on the other hand, likes pretty girls like Nami and likes having an extreme degree of control over who he perceives as weaker than him. He's obviously got issues with his own image and isn't irredeemable (He literally jumped off a cliff with his little brother), he just needs someone to call him out on his bull and get him to accept that he can't control everything.

In conclusion: I could fix him.

Everyone knows who Road is now, right? The weirdo.

I think it could be that.

Orrrrrrr it could be someone who’s so far out of his league they’re both like… this won’t work.

Personally I enjoy making my men the yearning ones, as it’s my taste. And I think yearning is a man’s natural state. He needs to come untouched and feel bad about himself.

Give him a fat, unconventionally attractive bad bitch with a soft spot for kids that compliments his maps or craftmanship 'once' and have him come untouched replaying his soulmates words in his head later that night when she's asleep.

He feels terrible about himself afterwords, of course.

Or

RTTS if it served

Like, where are the intergalactic✨✨ baddies?✨✨ Where is the cunt? Genuinely unreadable, so I made my own SLAYIENS 😤😤😤😤💅💅

some DanLyle interactions

‘With Sympathy’ Ch 2

Red Sails Ch. 1

Cosmic Joke: XXX?

‘Sweet as Candy’ (Vanilla Charlotte Ch. 1)

Miss Apothecary

Paper Cranes (Celestial Dragon!Rosinante x reader)

Terminal Diagnosis (Law x reader)

Keep it in the Family (Tsuru's niece x Doflamingo)

Jiggle Physics

FINISH GALE’s fic

And probably the only other Kuzan fic published this year.

This list is more for me to remember, but I figured some of you may also be interested. Let’s go!