mar is super swaggy!!

man i tried to wax my shit now i’m half bald fucking gerrymandering my bush

my man just said he’d bang lebron so i genuinely gotta say id bang micheal from work

i wanna add this mf on life 360 but im scaredddd

the cat is got for emotional support while i’m emotional: hey im gonna bite your areola really hard right now no it can’t wait

i hate a mf who won’t respond then replies on an angel number im not that easy i was doing that before you came along bro

i need to makeout like yesterday but my bf is 800 miles away and pissijg me off ☹️

i love getting to the point in my shift where i’m hoping i have a heart attack and die instead of asking someone to put their rewards number in

back

had a day so bad i think i need to be shot by god

if my step dad hits me again istg im gonna become the primary aggressor

whenever i have a fever i am 5 years old again istg