good afternoon ladies and entities. regrettably, i am feeling

yo stop what ur doin rn and wish my man godzilla a happy birthday

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

Really just Not Feeling Great today who wants to see a little pirate

Nicholas J Fury spent one weekend in the 90s hanging out with a cool lesbian and then spent the next twenty years trying and failing to find another superhero with her general degree of competence or emotional maturity

nick fury watching the events of civil war unfold: carol wouldn’t do this to me

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

considering a life of crime so i don’t have to answer emails

i love you people in my phone i know the seasonal depression is setting in so we need to hold eachother like a litter of kittens in a cardboard box okay...its important

tumblr is my scrapbook, i find something pretty i want to look at later and i glue it to a page . like yesssss you are my little memory forever to look at lovingly

let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we

Reblog and put in the tags if you have a online best friend.

reblog and tag the 5 things in your room that sum up your personality

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

Lol doubt it

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

What the hell, I’ll try it

I wants a doot doot

hoooowwww does this work??!

This is a lieeeee

I want a doot doot

I wonder

Hmm… Sometimes i just get amaze by tumblr

I want a doot doot too

doot doot my ass will ya

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I’ve never gotten an ask before and I want to see if this works…

I wanna see if this works

At the rate I’m going a doot doot is just the thing I need

Pls

There’s two million notes and I just… I gotta know sorry

this post has 2.2 million notes theres no fucking way

having a doot doot in my inbox will exponentially improve my happiness so i’m reblogging <3

:00 i want a doot doot

I wanna doot doot

i’ve rbed this twice before and never gotten a doot doot so i’m praying for better luck this time

I doubt this is going to work but I’m curious sooo

i’m turning asks on just for this

PLZ I JUST GOT ONE

I want a doot doot

I had a doot doot on my last blog I WANT IT AGAIN IT WAS SOO CUTE

Can I pls have a doot doot

I didn’t get a doot doot I’m sad now :[

There is no many notes but I still want a doot doot

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life