Peaches And Plums Motherfucker

anyways surprising no one: my favorite scene in all of bbc’s merlin and the explanation for the entire series is the shot in the throne room where uther strangles morgana and arthur stands behind her, watching it happen with his hands in his pockets. whenever anyone is like “i don’t understand morgana turning evil arthur never did anything to her” i would like to refer them to that shot. i also made this exact post in like 2014.

Does he realize his name is Dick Wolf? Has he ever spoken on this?

having a job is like They're trying to close you off from the cosmos

There is so much love from Ollie to Qifrey, and regardless of the tone of it, there will always be the tragedy that happens, yet the love keeps going.

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

real talk why do so many fantasy universes think giant spiders are necessary

wow fuck that one tarantula

“fantasy universes have too many spiders” factoid actually just statistical error. Georgs Spider, who bit JRR Tolkein & is to blame for menacing over 10,000 fantasy universes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Shoutout to Expedition 33 for being one of the few fantasy games with no spiders

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

Listen I understand why many people find Jon's paranoia thoughtless or even stupid. And I also get the people defending and justifying it (me included I'm a full time Jon defender). But in all the discussions about Jon's behaviour everyone seems to forget that no matter how irrational his actions may have seemed at the time, in the end he was literally right. One of his coworkers WAS an imposter. Someone in his close environment DID kill Gertrude. The world WAS out to get him specifically. Calm and rational reasoning be damned my man was spot on

people are so weird about cnc and I always just want to look them in the eyes and say “you are getting mad at people for playing pretend. you are getting mad at people for saying ‘raaar! I’m gonna getcha!’ you are not a serious person.”

so much ink and tears have been spilled theorizing that rape kink is about trauma and social anxieties and power fantasies and sure maybe. but I think we’re just mammals who like pretend danger in our play just like every other mammal ever. because we have evolved to find that fun. and the only difference between play-wrestling in bed and pulling out the fuzzy handcuffs is commitment to the bit

it must feel good as fuck to be a long suffering centaurs fan in some fuckass ottawa suburb that youve lived in your entire life and then one day your team randomly picks up one of the best players in the world in free agency for pennies and youre like okayyy what the fuck this is the best day of my life but its actually not. you cant begin to imagine what is about to happen. like the best day of your life looms on the horizon and you have no idea