it is what it is

A new co-worker tried to assert his nerd dominance over lunch by explaining to me what Dungeons & Dragons is.

Rate the efficacy of his depiction on a scale of 0-100%?

He seemed to be under the impression that the Dungeon Master has their own secret character (also called the Dungeon Master), and that becoming powerful enough to fight this character is how you win the game.

hey I have a new rule I’d like to propose for all editions of dungeons and dragons

My address? I live in a personal hell made up from the consequences of my procastination

you don’t need to reinvent yourself this summer; you simply need to return to the things that make you feel most like you

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

Fidel Castro

Gabby Pentin would make an excellent vetmed drag name

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

Attempting to sedate a dog that WILL rip my arm off if he wasn't muzzled really makes me question my life choices.