again and again and

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

Robert Wire/Barbara Wire OTP

one of my friends who never uses facebook just logged in to post “currently going beastmode on the fool who pilfered my lint roller”

i saw wallace slice up the moon and eat it as cheese on a cracker as a kid and i just haven't known true satisfaction since

That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering “Oh, it’s Wednesday”

what does this mean

It means it’s Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits on a Wednesday it can’t hurt you. Those are the rules.

There is no unskilled labor, only undervalued skills.

i could watch this all day.

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me.

the robots FUCK get with the program