On A Map Half-Written

"this is what ive BEEN saying" - me about a thought that 99% only exists in my brain and i maybe mentioned briefly in one tag once

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

i often feel like a dog that's been tasked with paperwork

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

There are people who love you that you've never even met. Friends of friends who hear about you. Strangers on the bus who like your vibe. People who donate to food drives and things like that. None of them know you but they all love you and hope that the best is happening for you

None of you are ever allowed to die btw. Live forever my angel of blogging.

the thing they dont tell you about learning to "trust the process" is that you forget and relearn it every single time you make a new piece of art. unfortunately there is no cure either

its real and its happening right. fucking. now. as. we. speak. this is dangerous misinformation. you are spreading dangerous misinformation.

Yeah hi, there is no recent news about this anywhere. Please reread the time stamp.

yes it is? he's literally floating away right now we have to do something

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THIS IS SERIOUS NEWS; WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BALLOON ASSASSIN.

Women want me. Fish despise me. Even docile ones will attack me. I am not welcome in their holy places. Flowers don't care about me, but aggressive ones will attack me. I am not welcome in their holy places. Frogs-

video game secret: there's clever wordplay hidden in the title of the game "nintendogs". the word "dogs" is cleverly added on to the name "nintendo" to form the word "nintendogs". this is actually a reference to the concept of "puppies"

every lyric annotation on Genius reads like this