Ralidas' Wonderland

i cant wait to love the fuck out of somebody and not look stupid

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

The wife and the demon are the same person

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

back before i got tumblr and was just enjoying the famous screenhotted posts via instagram, i used to think the posts from @one-time-i-dreamt were all made by the owner and that she just had some wild ass dreams every night

Actually, I am kept in a sleep-induced state at all times and the Matrix posts my dreams here.

Is that why you look like a default sim?

yes i’m a man. yes i paint my nails. it’s called being fucking sexy

I’m

Working at a hotel is just Like That

Mushrooms touring the Man On Cieling exhibit, 2019

For some reason the addition of the nose in the last panel just kills me

God what a fucking mood

Going through the notes on your phone is just like: *codes and passwords that don’t tell you what they lead to* *a random fact* *midnight thoughts from 3 years ago* *a wishlist* *something your friend told you about that you were “definitely going to check out”* *random numbers* *drafts of emotionally charged messages* *shopping lists* *todo lists* *fake poetry* *a diary entry*