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Fic prompt #87
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I love the trope where Danny becomes the Ghost King, but I was thinking about a phrase I read in a fic some time ago where he says that, as Ghost King, he is the judge, jury, and executioner.
It got me wondering: has there ever been a fic where he was literally the judge of souls?
We know Pariah Dark declared himself Ghost King by force. He conquered the Infinite Realms; he wasn’t chosen. So what if the Ghost Zone already had an actual judicial system before Pariah took over? A court responsible for judging newly arrived souls, determining unresolved obligations, deciding whether crimes committed in life still carry over into death, and settling disputes between ghosts.
Then Danny defeats Pariah.
Everyone assumes he’ll become the new king…
…only to discover that the position of “Ghost King” doesn’t actually exist in any legal sense. Pariah made it up.
What does exist is the highest office in the Realms: the High Judge.
And, thanks to his absolutely ridiculous résumé—former Protector Spirit, defender of both the living and the dead, countless world-saving feats, repeatedly choosing mercy over vengeance despite every reason not to—Danny is unanimously appointed to the position almost immediately.
Now he’s the one deciding whether a soul deserves redemption, punishment, reincarnation, or release.
The DC universe eventually finds out.
Maybe the Justice League requests an audience to argue that Constantine’s soul should be considered off-limits because of all the deals he’s made.
Maybe Jason Todd gets summoned to testify after the Joker finally dies, because no one is better qualified to speak on the impact of the Joker’s crimes.
Maybe a villain tries to exploit a loophole by dying before sentencing, only to discover that earthly justice is no longer the only court with jurisdiction.
Or perhaps Batman is horrified to learn that the final appeal for every soul isn’t before a god…
…it’s before a twenty-year-old in a black-and-white hazmat suit eating a burger while reading through centuries of case law.
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If anyone has more ideas for how this premise could play out—I’d love to hear them.
Now I'm picturing Danny reluctantly applying to law school, because he does NOT feel qualified for this job. At least let him pass the bar before he is relegated to rendering judgement on all the souls in the universe! Souls went unjudged for thousands of years, they can wait a few more years until he gets his degree and some job experience, geeze
They sting. I got ouched by one a couple days ago. The vest is for your protection.
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I either need an earthquake to wake up or I wake up at 5 a.m. startled by the smallest sound (one of the posters in my room fell off the wall)
Then my phone alarm goes off and I don't hear it. This shit istg I need to set up the old alarm I had on one of my old phones
This has been my main argument against "AI" from the very beginning.
OpenAI scraped the entire web. All of which had been a labor of love from humans. Wikipedia is the backbone of a lot of LLMs, and that was volunteer human labor. They stole it and now they're selling it back to us.
And worse, they're trying to destroy the free sources that they stole from. It's destruction of human knowledge on an unprecedented scale. The burning of the library of Alexandria has nothing on this.

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saw this the other day and had to share
Danny: 3 medium pizzas and a liter of-
Duke, breathless: Oh wow, you're glowing.
Danny: *blushes bright red and ducks his head*
Tim: Wow~
Steph: *wolf whistles*
Jason: Who knew day-job was so bold!
Duke, blushing: No! I didn't mean- I mean you are very p-pretty! But-But I meant! I meant-
Danny: *slowly getting redder and redder*
Damian, sighing: *walks past Duke, grabs their order, shoves a very generous tip into Danny's hand, and shuts the door before Duke can embarass himself further* That was disgusting to watch.
Rest of the BatSibs: *laughing histerically*
I'd like to present the different various responses Danny gives to this one comment from each Wayne.
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( mentioned pizza pick up) only glowing to his special vision. Staring in awe and wonder with a slight blush.
Duke: you're glowing!
Danny: aww thanks, you're not too bad yourself.
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Mid coffee run at 6am post a long patrol and pre a long buisness meeting going on no sleep for over 72 hours. Danny is getting coffee before heading off to college himself and they bump into each other on their way out the door.
Tim: I'm so sorry, are you oka-... glowing?!. Are you glowing?
Danny Gaslight Nightingale: No I'm not... Are you ok dude? When was the last time you slept?
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In the new crime alley resource center, prepping for an after school tutoring program. Jason's setting up tables and moving chairs while volunteers arrive and get ready. Danny is teaching science in exchange for help with his english. Sadly its mandatory for his Wayne scholarship if he wants a full ride.
Danny gets super excited when he finally gets the underlying meaning behind some complicated flowery words a character says to the protagonist.
Danny: wait! Oh my ancients! Did they just claim their mother's a whore? In front of everyone? I thought they were nice... no wonder I nearly failed this class in highschool.
Jason: Now you're getting it!! Wait...Are you... glowing?
Danny: WOW... RUDE much? I didn't say anything about whatever YOU'VE got going on. (Gesturing to his chest)
Later that night. Jason staring in the mirror
Jason: Hey, Roy... Is... Is there something wrong with my chest?
Roy, sticking his head between his man's pecks: Glory Glory, What a helluv a way to die!
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Danny on his way home from his first day as a WE intern. Doing the happy dance while alone on the elevator, not even caring that the elevator is going up before going down. Enter Damian Wayne on his way out to head home as well after visiting Tim about a bat tech issue. Danny playing cool when the kid and his dog gets on.
Damian: ...
Danny: ...
Damian: You're glowing.
Danny: oh crap, sorry, can you pretend you didn't see that? I don't want to be run out of town again.
Damian: ... Very well I will keep it to myself... for now.
Danny: Uh... you can try to blackmail me but I don't have anything you would want... Unless you want to set up doggie play dates with Cugo and your smart boy here.
Damian: Acceptable.
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One night while Danny is stargazing after a bad night. On the rooftop of WE where Danny was hoping to get a better view of the sky.
Nightwing shows up and gets him off the ledge and talking about stars.
Nightwing: You must really love stars, you're glowing.
Danny, giggling at the inside joke: You could say I'm obsessed... I wanted to be an astronaut...
Nightwing: I didn't think there was a space program in Gotham.
Danny: There isn't... Some dreams just... die. (Giggling again at his own awful joke)
Nightwing: I don't know what's going on here but I'm not liking the atmosphere we've created on this rooftop.
Danny: Don't worry, I've already survived the worst out there, I'm not going to give in to some bad thoughts. Besides, every day I live is the ultimate fuck you to the beings wanting to keep me down.
Nightwing: Beings that want to keep you down? Like family? Or your depression?
Danny: More like a well funded sector of the american government.
Nightwing: What?.. I have concerns...
Danny: Aww, still optimistic enough to have concerns... Don't let reality break you, birdman.
Danny forces the roof door to walk down through the WE building to escape the vigilante.(he goes invisible and flies home on the 11th floor leaving NW and O flabbergasted. It bugs Tim when he looks into it a day later too.
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Alfred comes to pick up Duke after a date at Danny's place that ran late enough it was dark and Danny didn't want Duke to walk home alone so late in crime alley.
Danny walks Duke to the car where Alfred greets him and ushers Duke into the car.
Alfred: So you are aware young sir, you seem to be glowing.
Danny: Well, its no surprise. Your young master is a complete and proper gentleman. I believe I have you to thank for that, at least in part.
Alfred: Very well... Do treat him well young sir. It would be regrettable to have you... taken care of... Should any harm come to young master Duke.
Danny, saluting: Yes Sir, no funny buisness here. Just one half human falling for another.
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After a call with Ellie which Danny took in the hall between games at the Wayne family game night.
Cass: you are glowing.
Danny: Yeah, been doing that a lot recently. I guess you guys have actually been really good for me.
Cass: Good. You make Duke brighter too.
Danny glowwing brighter: Good, I mean uh... Dont tell anyone but... I was the most nervous about getting your approval. He doesn't say it much but he really looks up to you.
Cass: You're both good sweet boys. Come, time to beat you at more games.
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Batman and Danny both captured by the GIW and stuck in a dimly lit transport container. Batman was taken in for being liminal enough to register and staying to try and get more information on the abductions going on around town. Danny gets tossed in after, chained and detained as 'the Fenton problem child'. The GIW still don't know Phantom and Danny are the same person and Danny doesn't want to let them find out.
Batman: You... Glow...
Danny: Did the chained up furry hiding in the shadows just judge me?
Batman: ...
Danny: ... That's what I thought... Wait why are you even here?
Batman: ...
Danny: ... Their scanners picked you up?
Batman: ... what do the devices scan for?
Danny: a type of radiation given off by a type of death energy, specially a death energy connected to another realm.
Batman: and you have this energy because?
Danny: An accident in my teens should have killed me... I'm guessing you've been near death a few times in your life. High enough to register as liminal on trackers, not low enough for them to let you keep your human rights.
Batman: ...
Danny: ... That's rough buddy.
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#‘that goose keeps laying golden eggs. that’s stagnation. I’m going to kill it and go look for a goose that lays diamond eggs’#‘that goose normally lays golden eggs but this time it laid a silver egg. I’m going to kill it because even though I can still make good#money with that it’s not as good as a golden egg’#‘that golden egg laying goose only lays an egg once a day instead of constantly shitting them out. I don’t care that golden eggs take time#if they’re not constant the goose is worthless to me’
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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks
*in tears* Thanks kitty, I needed this...
Microsoft edge wrapped:
You have opened Microsoft edge 8 times this year, for a combined total of 1.5 minutes
You have uninstalled Microsoft Edge 10 times this year. This puts you in the top 5%!!
You have clicked 9 buttons in Microsoft Edge this year, the most common one being the 'close window' button.
Microsoft edge still isn't your default browser... :( Maybe next year!

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We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"
I never made a 3D model of a person before, so I tried free-handing one without a reference. I couldn't do it, because I'm not God, but for my first ever attempt at a human figure, I think it turned out okay!
I just don't have any fucking clue how to do the knees. 3D artists tell me what to do next.
I heard your advice LOUD AND CLEAR, Tumblr. Here's the second attempt.
im fuckin crine he DID IT!!!! 😭
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I will figure out your body’s resonant frequency and play a drum solo that will dissolve you
Why do people always do cat or raccoon Danny when possum Danny is RIGHT there