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sophsun1

Derry Girls – 1.04

#derry girls

talesfromthecrypts

You can pump him full of chemicals. You can put makeup on him. You can prop him up for a nap in the slumber room; but the fact remains, David, that the only father we're ever gonna have is gone! Forever … and that sucks, but it's a goddamned part of life and you can't really accept it without getting your hands dirty. Well, I do accept it, and I intend to honor the old bastard by letting the whole world see just how fucked up and shitty I feel that he's dead! God damn it!

Six Feet Under, Season 1 (June 3-August 9, 2001)

#kind of the show of all time #might be time for a rewatch #six feet under

maggiecheung

Usually, I'm Mortimer Brewster, but I'm not quite myself today.

Cary Grant as Mortimer Brewster in Arsenic and Old Lace (1944) dir. Frank Capra

#arsenic and old lace

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longnuts

Does anyone know what to do

princecarlton

pixeljade

Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

If you choose the more popular option you are poisoned, and must log off and do something you are putting off. If you choose otherwise, you may reblog and keep scrolling!

The Goblet Nearest You

The Goblet Nearest Me

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

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This is genuinely the funniest thing that could’ve happened considering how the actual scene plays out holy shit

#the princess bride

deadrlngers

the art of touch in Crash (1996), dir. David Cronenberg.

#crash 1996

tr-shb-g

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

pochowek

what song comes to your mind when you hear the word “tonight”

#weirdly it’s tonight tonight by hot chelle rae #which I don’t think I’ve actually listened to in 10+ years

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I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life

Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:

#gollum in the two towers

exhuastedpigeon

Catherine O'Hara 1954 - 2026

Catherine O'Hara was one of the funniest actresses of her generation, maybe of all time. She made generations laugh from SCTV to Home Alone to Best in Show to Schitt's Creek, there was no one like her. She will be so dearly missed.

#this is so unfair #i can’t believe she’s gone #rip

escuerzoresucitado

#lord of the rings

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