That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.
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I would let her kill me for sport
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That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.
Picture of her from the USA Today
I would let her kill me for sport

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so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown breakfast
who on earth is out there waking up early to get shit done??? the purpose of waking up early is to have QUIET TIME LOUNGING IN BED before the world gets LOUD & ANNOYING AS FUCK
so much respect to the people in the notes waking up early to play video games, watch tv, phone scroll, and in general Fuck Around for a few hours before the world intrudes. now THAT'S productivity!
thinking about the time a former housemate said to me "hey I put these box fans in the living room because it's hot" while gesturing to the fans that I was actively sitting in front of because it was hot. and I said "okay thanks." and she kept standing there like she was waiting for something else so I said "am I blocking the airflow? do you need me to move?" and she said no I'm just letting you know they're here, in the living room, for circulation. and I said well yes, I did put that together. I am enjoying them. thank you. and she looked confused. so I asked "am I meant to do something with this information or are you just informing me?" and she said no I'm letting you know they're here because It's Hot In Here. she seemed a bit aggravated, and her emphasis seemed deliberate.
it took me asking three more times before she finally told me she wanted me to leave the fans where they are instead of moving them to my room or something. and I said oh! I had no intention of doing so but thank you for letting me know what the expectation is.
about a month later she brought up that conversation as the moment it actually clicked for her that I Am Autistic And Will Not Magically Intuit The Unspoken Request You Didn't Ask Me.
I have observed enough allistic communication to know that generally, if somebody points something out to you that you can already see or are already clearly interacting with, they are making an indirect request. but as I don't know what the request is, the only way forward is for me to guess (and likely get it wrong), or prompt the allistic to tell me clearly what they need.
however, allistics don't realize they do this, so asking them to say the unspoken surprises and confuses them. this is not their fault. allistics can be quite emotionally fragile and perceive directness as confrontation, so they habitually rely on indirect speech and coded language to preserve others' feelings. this is why they may find it difficult to be direct, even when asked. I have found that with enough gentle encouragement and reassurance that they are actually helping you, you too can achieve successful communication with your allistic friend or loved one. :)
I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!

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I like that she looks anxious and on edge
she looks like she'd say "jeepers!"
hey spit that out! drop it! hey!
many people ask 'how do i know my art is good enough to start a comic'. this is a very common mistake. you do not make a comic to make good art you make comics because its fun and looked yummy
saying this very gently. how will you improve
me when i improve the skill by (checks notes) not doing it so no one sees me doing it badly
kind of want to start a testimonials wall with just this printed out next to a cigarette stapled there
I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones
everytime i think about just how many men like me died without ever getting a chance to find themselves i have to take a minute before i start bawling. so many were stolen by marriage pregnancy children abuse before ever getting a CHANCE at a good life and getting to be happy as men. i am so so sorry to all of my dead brothers. i hope in your next lives the world is kinder to you all
snex (snail sex)
Look!!!! I caught the love dart in a photo!!!
Dang, lookit that thing. I found it discarded in the soil once they finally started moving again.
isnt the recipient supposed to eat/absorb it and make eggshells Out of it?
Nope! They make eggs separately, from calcium they've already eaten in their diet.
The love dart exists to carry hormones in a mucus coating, and is expelled shortly after mating occurs. The particular hormones on the dart help prevent the sperm that was exchanged from being digested by the receiving party and also sometimes can reduce the libido of the receiving party, meaning they will a) be able to use the sperm received because it is intact and b) won't seek out other mates, making it more likely the sperm received will be used.
Do you also raise snails???
Yep! I've currently just got the Helix lucorum breeding pair that I raised from hatchlings from my previous pair, and a single adult Otala lactea that I'm looking for a partner or two for. The place I got the lactea from was not... the best. The other one I got at the same time died within a couple days of coming home, never came out of its shell (I made sure it was ALIVE before I paid for it, but... must not have been alive by much). Alas. The hunt continues.

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Eevee finally accepts the cone!
of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit
i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are
and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy
A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE.
I’m not sure I knew the thy/thine distinction. Thanks for this!
I love it when linguistic charts put the translation of what they mean (ex: hear ye = listen up y'all)
It reminds me of the time my family was watching the Fellowship of the Ring and Gandalf is fighting the Balrog. When he went ‘Fly, you fools!’ my younger sister asked what that meant and instantly my dad replied ‘get goin’, stupid!’. Anyway, it makes me laugh every time.
I know that, as Americans, we live awash in a sea of anti-China propaganda and as such a lot of us on the left want to course correct and cut through the lies to stop seeing China as some great evil, and that is definitely a good instinct and desire, but in the process of unfucking ourselves from US propaganda it's important to not then immediately walk into supporting Chinese propaganda. I feel like I've seen more and more folks in my communities jump on the rather concerning trend of uncritically accepting Chinese news and the word of the Chinese government as the antithesis of Americas lies about the country, but the truth is that both the US and China are massive imperialist nations with major skeletons in the closet, whom have committed atrocities to attain and sustain their power, and who continue to exert their influence on the global stage in pursuit of their own ends, and who are constantly attempting to shape narratives about their own countries, their governments actions, and the world at large. Please apply the same critical thinking skills, skepticism, and standards you would hold US news to when talking about other large and influential nations, China very much included.
Hey real quick, can anyone tell me why i'm still trying to have honest, direct, good-faith discussions with people on the internet in the year of our lord 2026?
bonus ask from someone else:
girl... what?
okay having looked through about half of these videos just to be thorough, all of them seem to be pretty horribly researched/sourced and many make their arguments in extremely bad faith. I'm not going to try an argue individual points here, this is deeply unconvincing and i'm tired of this fight already.
If you seriously thought this vomit of youtube videos would be enough to prove that china should be some kind of exception to the idea that you should think critically about the news you read, especially when it's coming from major news networks that operate with the explicit or implicit support of their governments, then you're out of your mind. no government is beyond manipulation of the narrative. i genuinely do not get why this is inviting the kind of response that it is.

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Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.
The funniest and most enduring legacy of dashcon.
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I just enjoy cola generally why do people want me to choose a brand
you already did choose a brand, calling it cola 🙄
And which brand is that? RC cola? Shasta cola? Jones cola? Red rock cola?
We both know cola is Coca-Cola. Stop being facetious
Your view of cola is extremely narrow and I do not agree with it or accept it
Coke is coca-cola,
Pepsi is pepsi-cola
Cola is generic cola
Hi i work in a bar and these are terms i have to legally use!
Hi i work in a
bar and these are terms i have
to legally use!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.