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HE THINKS HIS PERSONAL ATTRACTION TO A PROBABLY TEEN FUCKING MATTERS. POINT AND LAUGH AT PATHETIC MAN

... no he fucking doesn't? He's an opthalmologist, and he's guessing her glasses prescription? Do you always try to drum up crowds to laugh at strangers after you woefully misread one comment or is today just not a good day for you?

Wow it’s almost like there isn’t ANY context nor explanation. Excuse ME for having a problem with shitty men which this one very much seems with the out of context images.

SO SORRY, I COULDN’T HAVE KNOWN THAT BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN THERE IS NONE OF THAT CONTEXT. Stop making shit up about my reality and fuck off.

okay but the mention of glasses, and the implication that there was a glasses-related Joke going on, literally started BEFORE Dr.Glaucomflecken said anything, so understanding (or pretending to understand, for the purpose of making Drama) that as Dr.Glaucomflecken negging a Woman Athlete, is more alike to "Well actually"-lecturing a Dr.Who script author/producer on their real-name xhitter account bout the validity of their Interpretation of Dr.Who, or treating the common-knowledge fact that Spanish the language is named after Spain the country, as If it was somehow absurd, than it is to misunderstand the Tone of an "inside Joke" from a RELATIVELY large, RELATIVELY Open, subculture-group. Like, if someone doesn't understand The Idea of March, or Destiel World News, and Takes offence at it even though they COULD have googled it (but it didn't occur to them to do so), that's more understandable/forgiveable than THIS.

I would reblog this one million times if I could

As a matter of fact you can!

Okay but like. What if I want to be on the ex-MAGA welcoming committee. How do I do that? Is there a place I can apply? And is it a paid position, by any chance? I mean, I'll do it either way, but money will decide how much time I can dedicate to it.

You could check with Life After Hate, I’m sure they need volunteers. Guys, what do you think?

I will be watching the responses with interest 👀

Every time I learn something new about Elon Musk I feel like I'm being trolled. He has a daughter named Exa Dark Sideræl? That can't be right.

Techno Mechanicus and that random string of letters name, those I'll buy, but Elon Musk chose to have a daughter? He couldn't force Vivian back into the closet but this is a baby. That doesn't sound right.

I reckon he had one token daughter to both pretend to beat the allegations of sexist eugenics and also betroth to the highest bidder like some medieval lord.

I'm also convinced the women get to name the kids and he doesn't really care what they pick, cuz how else do you end up with those Grimes ass names?

Apparently Grimes prefers to call her "Y" or even just "?" but the news sources have to be making that up, there's no way that that's true.

I don't think the mothers get to Pick the names for all the Kids, because Vivian's deadname had an X in it and melon's weird fixation with the Letter X is well-documented to go back decades. Also I think Grimes underwent some personality-development (from a destructive extra-weird weirdo to a somewhat less destructive eccentric) within the last few years.

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

Okay I geniunely don't know how to feel about this and how Common my experience is, but. Yes, Star Wars is my First Love, has been for over a quarter of a century, but, my secondary-favorites, including Harry Potter, Animorphs, Star Trek, Buffy, Queer as Folk, Dark Angel, Sleeper Cell, Prison Break, House, Discworld, Doctor Who, and more recently Misfits, Community, and Murderbot, have Always been Things that were closely related (by Vibes, at least, though often also by tropes and actual relateability) to my respective school/work situation at the time.

things that feel like a microaggression

they really said "dye is expensive this year"

It is our obligation to get LOUD with colors

when a child with chronic or terminal illness or a disability/their sibling is well informed about the condition strangers love to say "no child should have to know that 😢" yeah well i think the world would be significantly better if more children knew about that actually. teach your healthy kids about illness teach your abled kids about disability Please !

and people will say this about the stupidest shit of all time. a diabetic child is like "this is my glucose monitor! these are my ketone test strips!" and people are aghast "no baby should have to know about this!!!!" okay so youd rather his mom just poked and tested him and injected insulin and collected his urine without explanation? you genuinely would prefer this child live in fear and ignorance about the daily routines of his life? because like no amount of pouty faces and prayers and condescending instagram comments are going to remove the illness from the child's life so our options are being informed about our bodies or being confused/frightened by them.

"children shouldn't have to know about disability/illness/war", Just like "children shouldn't know about rape and poverty" is fetishizing ""innocence"", which often ends Up hurting real human children for the sake of an abstract concept that was never real to begin with.

when a child with chronic or terminal illness or a disability/their sibling is well informed about the condition strangers love to say "no child should have to know that 😢" yeah well i think the world would be significantly better if more children knew about that actually. teach your healthy kids about illness teach your abled kids about disability Please !

and people will say this about the stupidest shit of all time. a diabetic child is like "this is my glucose monitor! these are my ketone test strips!" and people are aghast "no baby should have to know about this!!!!" okay so youd rather his mom just poked and tested him and injected insulin and collected his urine without explanation? you genuinely would prefer this child live in fear and ignorance about the daily routines of his life? because like no amount of pouty faces and prayers and condescending instagram comments are going to remove the illness from the child's life so our options are being informed about our bodies or being confused/frightened by them.

"children shouldn't have to know about disability/illness/war", Just like "children shouldn't know about rape and poverty" is fetishizing ""innocence"", which often ends Up hurting real human children for the sake of an abstract concept that was never real to begin with.

There is a huge subset of people that think ignorance is innocence, and champion ignorance like it is some kind of virtue. This is how you get adults that can’t care for themselves, can’t advocate for themselves, and thus are easy to control. Fight ignorance with knowledge every where and every time.

The idea that Testosterone is a “more powerful” hormone than Estrogen is just blatant sexism btw.

The way people gender or read or treat youth, including pericis youth, who reach puberty on the later Side without being small for their age, also reveals A LOT about how the "realistic", "objective" Effects that hormones have on a body's visual appeareance, are interpreted in a highly context-specific way.

Like, my offspring, who was AMAB and has Always identified as a Boy, also has the genetic disposition for a somewhat androgynous build, from both sides, and he was as tall as the average adult Woman by the time he was 12, but he also very much still indentified as a child at age 12, so he preferred bright-colored Hoodies over "adult men can only wear boring dark colors" clothes, and I wasn't going to make him Dress more masculine (because it's safer for tall brown people to be read as not-a-threat, especially If they are both neurodivergent and actually-chronologically-young), and he is mistaken for a Woman, specifically an adult, early-twenties Woman, ALL THE TIME. He shouldn't have to have a Hairstyle He doesn't want just to be accurately read as both the correct sex/gender and the roughly-correct age. Also, some of his agepeers started growing a beard at 12, and they are never misgendered, but they are often read as Men rather than Boys, which is unsafe If they're loitering somewhere.

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

I mean this in the nicest possible way but you're the sort of person that can normally be found only on reddit

okay I think the Question more interesting than "what is wrong with you?" or "how did you come Up with the Idea?" or "what Kind If destruction does a racoon wreak on the roommate's Stuff?", is: "By what cognitive processes does releasing a racoon on your roommate's Stuff make you feel Like a Princess, specifically?"

It isn’t the act of releasing a raccoon on my roommate’s stuff that makes me feel like a princess. It is the act of having a raccoon by my side while I clean and sing that makes me feel like a princess.