Professional Bad Rats Player

this is wild…… what a mess honestly like this album cover wouldve been really cool but i cant unsee this now and it just looks really damn silly

like just look at him and then look at the size of the windows

I measure everything in Seated Drakes now

Shrek came out in 2001

Good for him.

TAKE ME TO CHURCH I’ll worship at the church and the churchity church you can churchity church and I’ll churchity church

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Fact: Bisexual people in different gender relationships are basically straight, and bisexual people in same gender relationships are basically gay. Baking powder is basically flour so you can more or less use them as substitutes for each other. Tigers are basically large house cats and make suitable pets. Money is basically paper so you can get away with paying for goods and services using the A4 sheets you’d find in a printer. Pillows are basically just feathers so as a substitute if no pillow is available just rest your head on a live duck.