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*hits you with car* “sorry”
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These are possibly the best tags I've ever seen. Tomato schlorpus indeed
May I introduce you to my favourite Calvin and Hobbes strip which only got funnier when I got hearing aids.
wait actually i gotta reblog this again i just remembered an additional fun fact. sunday funnies pages were not created equal; some allotted less space than others. to make space? they would literally chop off parts of the comics. this is why many sunday strips have a Big Title Bar at the top, bc that was usually the part that got cut off. comic artists essentially had to account for that a big chunk of their strip was Optional Bonus Material that couldn't be relevant to the plot or punchline of the strip.
bill watterson? HATED this. he was in a constant battle with the presses to keep his strips intact. he eventually won this battle, forcing any paper that wanted to run calvin & hobbes to print the full strip. but in the meantime, you would get protest strips, where the top bar is essential for the comic to make any sense at all.
this? is almost definitely one of those. please picture with me living in a town with one of the newspapers that cuts off the top bar. imagine seeing this comic WITHOUT the top panel.

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curled up with mama.... protected by mama.... let's be warm with mama...
Bad At It
no, better then theres ever been
FOR PARENTS OF YOUNG KIDS IN THE US!
Someone over on bluesky posted this and I figured I'd better repost it here. It's the pre-RFK 2025 vaccination schedule for babies and young children, ya know, just in case it mysteriously disappears. Save this and give it to your child's pediatrician; tell them this is the schedule you want your child on.
Feather fortress with mama
this is the type of work they’re gonna make high school art students study in ten years
1) the fact that the camera is not level
2) the unsexiness of the Velcro sound
3) the barely-qualifies-as-kick of the leg kick
4) the fact that I truly cannot tell if the slip was planned or not
11/10 #recommend
4) the fact that I
truly cannot tell if the
slip was planned or not
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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my record player is cheap as shit and the needle keeps skipping so i put a tiny pig on it as an arm weight
it’s lighter than a coin and working perfectly so i’m just gonna. not bother the pig
Glad to know that record player technology has seemingly made zero advancements since I was taping pennies to mine back in the 70s
The technology has advanced a lot, there's a pig now.
What if there were more Pokémon in the form of virtual pets like Tamagotchi or Digimon?
Is he dead? Might as well lay on top of him to check *cat wakes up and smacks him* oops. Guess not.

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jeepeon (based on this image from Let's Find Pokemon)
This is how your computer works btw. This little guy transports information to and fro.