Looking For Heaven Found A Devil In Me

theyre so dumb wtf im cackling 

alright “aryan state”

THIS is the best post ever. 

THIS.

“Toblerone’s stocks rose because of Jaden Smith’s anime” is a real sentence you can say

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

my love for this post reaches no limits

what bastille song is this from

Things we lost in the fire

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

the amount of people in the notes that haven’t read the fucking map is astonishing

Florida’s most used word is ‘Florida’…. disgusting

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an old man is blinded by the gay agenda right outside his window

meanwhile a young and strong lesbian simply watches him crumble. She has risen to the call of her fellow gays and has chosen to make the necessary sacrifice. Goodbye grandfather.

I bet service dogs would feel devastated if they knew we had signs on them that said “do not pet me.”

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. SPOILER ALERT 2012 ME; YOU’RE SUPER FRICKING GAY.