𝄞⨾𓍢ִ 🦢໋⋆♡ ྀི

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi

i have a crush and it’s ruining my life

i got the ick

it’s back

What are your thoughts on musk?

i hope he dies

kiss this babey

It’s so annoying when I say I have an irrational fear or a phobia and people try to logic me out of it. I just told you that it’s irrational.

intertwine your fingers with mine and tell me it’ll be okay

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.